Atlas Shrugging

A euphemism for masturbation.

Glen Beck was on TV again talking about shrugging his atlas. I can't believe they let people go on TV and talk like that.

Charles Koch was in the bathroom for a long time. I asked what he was doing in there, his only response was, "Atlas Shrugged"

I walked in on Rush Limbaugh in his office, he was atlas shrugging.

by jgritty January 23, 2013

strudeling

The act of crushing white bread.

Are you strudeling again, you dork?

by TheFinalVote March 7, 2005

strugglin

means nothing, but proves so much about those posers

wtf is wrong with the f'n tennis bitches, think they're struggling with the cock in their mouths

by w February 2, 2005

Smuggling grapes

When you can see a man's testicles through his shorts.

That dude must not be wearing underwear, he's smuggling grapes.

by Easymoneyrobber July 5, 2021

strunging

the use of a snake for the purposes of sexual gratification

i saw a porno the other day and this girl was strunging herself

by abingdon posse October 22, 2004

fruit smuggling shorts

Similar to moose knuckles, when a man wears the skin tight shorts and everything in his package is visible in great detail.

Many bicyclists are fond of fruit smuggling shorts to cut down on wind resistance.

by Lucy M December 9, 2007

smuggling jelly beans

Erect nipples clearly visible through clothing.

Either it's really cold in here, or she's smuggling jelly beans.

by Mangy Coyote April 21, 2006