Snooki

A creature short in stature who prays on men at nightclubs. When she is ready to feed she initiates in her rare mating dance only seen when incredibly drunk. But once done the man will only survive by punching it in the face and have time to flee as she slithers away

Person 1:Did you hear how Snooki prays on men like a feisty anaconda

by turtles3 December 31, 2014

Snookie

A dog which only loves its owners and protects them with their lives and has not socialised with other people or animals

My dog is a snookie

by MJPHANTOM December 19, 2021

Snooki-ism

A person continuslee showing there crouch and ass crack.

"That stripper has Snooki-ism!"

"Run Away!"

by TacoInYourXbox...Bitch! September 30, 2011

Snookied

The action of being taken home by a girl for a sure thing, then being disappointed by the female menstratin.

Ya dude, I went home with her after the bar but I got snookied.

by Josh Krelly February 24, 2011

boomping snookies

Having all forms of sex i.e oral

Jeff and Arlando spent the night boomping snookies.

by willrocks February 17, 2022

Snooki

That footcramp from Hell you get right before falling asleep that has the approximately same staying power as a cockroach. Generally only cured by standing back up out of bed again.

Bro 1: Bro, I was just about to pass out last night when I got the worst Snooki ever!
Bro 2: Bro! Snooki's are the worst! I usually hit mine until they go away.
Bro 1: Yeah bro, I had no choice but to get up and on top of it.

by CTD87 August 2, 2016

Snooki

A girl from New Jersey.

Yo! Check out that Snooki over there! Absolute duster!

by ConnorL March 9, 2022