Sideways Mickey Mouse

Getting an HJ on the space mountain roller coaster

Ryan got a sideways Mickey Mouse yesterday

by laz3r b3am June 19, 2013

Sideways Michigan Typewriter

A sexual act in which a man spreads honey on his dick and uses it adhere aspirin to it. He then asks someone to suck off the honey and aspirin from his dick.

Anna had a headache so Joseph gave her a sideways Michigan typewriter. Her head was fine after that.

by lacequill October 14, 2020

turd stuck sideways

An undramatic event that someone makes dramatic.

Sue called her boyfriend every time she had a turd stuck sideways.

by vanco April 14, 2009

chumble me sideways

The act of chumbling your lover is an extremely dangerous position. ie. fillatio in a tiny ass canoe

i just paid rock dollahs to get that jiggaboo to chumble me sideways

by Jorge Busch October 15, 2008

sideway sloppy joe

Bangin a chick sideways when she is on the rag

OMG, I heard Dick had some sideway sloppy joe last night!

by WTP May 11, 2009

fuck me sideways

a term used when somebody fucks up royaly and can’t think of anything to say so they just say “fuck me sideways”

someone: *eats friend’s pet bird by accident* “fuck ME sideways”😤😤

by ur dad text me hey May 26, 2018

coming up sideways

1. To approach somebody with dishonest intentions.

2. To disrespect somebody, especially in their own house.

3. To flirt, especially if the flirting is unwanted, or behind their significant others' back.

"Damn, why is he coming up sideways on me? He knows I have a man."

"Miss oompa loompa body ass bitch coming up sideways at me like I ruined her life, she ruin her own damn life."

by Pikapikahikaru June 25, 2020