Shitty Douche

A mixture of an asshole and a douchebag. Used as an insult to specifically a man.

You're cheating on me? You shitty douche!

by HCoS JC December 8, 2014

Shitty girl

Nasty jawn that would prefer to bounce from dude to dude than go get some money . You can find this species sucking up some nigga money.

Friend: I heard she got fired from Burger King

Other friend: Yea they said she’s a shitty girl now

by 3wave July 22, 2019

shitty neighbors

They bring down the entire neighborhood with their presence. They harass, intimidate, and threaten those who were here before them. They sell drugs, lie, vandalize, and steal all while raising disrespectful little, shit kids.

The female is usually fat, with glasses, and a new hair color every other week, coated in grease.

The male is usually scrawny, bug-eyed, belligerent and assholish while slanging sandwiches at Subway, or stocking canned goods at a Walmart.

Isn't that Michael Damien, and Chrystal Marie over there?

Nah. Those are just my shitty neighbors.

by Fingergunyourself March 22, 2019

Shitty McNitty

A person that is almost always making a bowel movement, especially while at work.

Marty- "Tom has been in the bathroom ten times today!"
Earl- "Yeah, he's a real Shitty McNitty."

by Davy Pockets March 11, 2017

Shitty Fuck

Shitty fuck is a phrase you say when something bad and sudden happens.

Mom: The dentist told me that you have 10 cavities and they all have to be drilled without any pain killers.

Me: Oh Shitty fuck!

by CEO of pain killers February 29, 2020

Shitty Salad

A shitty salad that is really shitty

*shitty salad*
"damn that's a shitty salad"

by _Feddi_ May 5, 2020

Hey Shitty

The activation phrase that can and should be used to start an iOS Siri command.

While other funny phrases can't be used, phrases close to "Hey Siri" can be. So when activating that feature, I picked "Hey Shitty". So now I can say "Hey Shitty, start a timer for 10 minutes" which is funny, productive, and an accurate name all at the same time.

by TDinKS September 29, 2020