Scurtching

When you have sex with someone but do not cum inside them but take the semen, put it in a jar, ferment it for 48 hours, put it in a super soaker gun and shoot your partner in the face with it

I was scurtching with my Girlfriend the other night.

by Mr. Dinklenut January 12, 2025

slornching

The act of inserting a straw into the Anus and then sucking up any visoucous fluid with said straw

Bro I almost got a whole cup slornched up!
Damn, I can barely Slornch a drop!
Leave me alone I'm Slornching right now!

by Donquay-quay January 30, 2025

Scorping

Scorping occurs when two gay men partake in anal intercourse and the top releases all his pent up chode cheese (smegma) into the bottom’s anus. The bottom then shits out the shit and the chode cheese combined and eats it.

Gibby and I were hardcore scorping last night.

by Onfoenem667 February 5, 2025

Smooching

The act of transferring semen from one’s male genitalia to another’s while each tip is in contact with the other.

Those two guys were smooching in the washroom just now

by SSJSmoochum March 26, 2025

Smooching

A way to kiss someone affectionately when you really wanna touch them.

Zakaria and Ziaa were caught smooching in class

by HoneyPiePussy October 21, 2025

Smooching

A casual, affectionate kiss that does not require tongue

Zakaria and Ziaa were caught smooching by everyoen in class

by HoneyPiePussy October 25, 2025

El Scorchio

The definitive Geographical case study, if you ever needed a case study to use this was it. The only place to suffer droughts, famines, floods and volcanic eruptions on cue.

Example A)
Teacher - 'Does anyone have al example of this type of flooding?'
Student - ''El Scorchio in Indonesia when there was a monsoon in 2004'
Teacher - '....'

Example B)
Student A - I can't think of a case study for a famine
Student B - How about El Scorchio in Ghana and the great famine it suffered in 1957?

by Culv May 14, 2012