dan sasquatch

A hairy lifeform from the south who supports canadians in every way possible. has been known to complain of being tired and go to bed early. Sometimes can be seen with an alien and a guido. VERY RARE speciman...

Guy 1: Did you just see that thing pass out under a tree?
Guy 2: Yeah, it must have been the elusive Dan sasquatch.

Man, i need to shave my pubes, im turing into a real dan sasquatch.

by bucketkilla November 9, 2008

Siberian Sasquatch

A large hairy homo sapien male, not necessarily of Siberian descent, but who would be able to winter over in Siberia given his built in giant wooly sweater.

Holy shit, did you see how hairy Joe was?

Yeah, dude, he's a fuckin Siberian Sasquatch.

by sgmpornstarr October 26, 2011

Sliding Sasquatch

Have at least a 12 inch penis, 13 is ideal, and it’s gotta be hairy. Then you do a u-turn in the vagina and come back out just enough to jizz on yourself.

Yo, I totally sliding sasquatched Tay last night and it was amazing

by mott mikers November 18, 2018

viral sasquatch

A person , industry or practise that has a larger than normal viral footprint.

Drive thrus and fast food is convienient but could be a viral sasquatch infecting people in the millions with the vid.

Look at that guy coughing all over the buffet he is the biggest viral sasquatch I think a have ever seen.

by dubeswiggins March 25, 2020

Dirty Crumple Sasquatch

When a man shaves his and his partner's pubic hair, glues it to his penis and has sex with the now hairy penis.

Bob tried to do a Dirty Crumple Sasquatch with his girlfriend last night. They aren't together now.

by KRock789 October 20, 2014

Vellacott's Sasquatch

The case where a Sasquatch is locked in a box with a tennis racquet. And until you open the box the Sasquatch can be considered both pissed off enough to beat you down with the tennis racquet and not pissed off enough to beat you down, can also be considered dead.

I got a text message from steve yesterday it's a real Vellacott's Sasquatch

by Raquetinator June 27, 2010

Oregon Sasquatch Porta Potty Slurpee

When you're on a hike and stop to drain your main vain at the public porta-potty and get a wild hankerin' to spooge, so you MacGyver a flesh-light using your water bottle and collapsible silicone dog bowl. Later you stop at Taco Bell for a chalupa and Baja Blast that you put in your water bottle to make a Jizz Slurpee a Jizzlurpee.

Calvin loves hiking and sharing his Oregon Sasquatch Porta Potty Slurpee with all his friends.

by kat.ass.trophic_failure March 2, 2022