Piglet Sanchez

When a man uses the top of his ear to rub the end of a womans anus after she has just shit. He then rubs the discharge on a friends upper lip because he was probably watching anyways. "dirty piglet Sanchez"

My girlfriend doesn't know it, but she is going to get a piglet Sanchez for valentines day. My boy will be in the closet.

by Dj zack attack February 25, 2011

Semen Sanchez

v. the sexual act of a woman jerking off a man into her hand. When the man ejaculates and he is recovering from his orgasm the woman takes his cum and swipes it above his lip, making a moustache, while simultaneously calling out "semen sanchez."

Kim gave Dorian a semen sanchez last week and he got pissed.

by AshDrea May 21, 2010

Sanitary Sanchez

When you take Germ-X, or something else sanitary on your finger then wiping it across someones face like a mustache.

Austin: What the heck was that?!

Ashton: That was a sanitary sanchez. Haha!

Austin: Dont you ever do that again!

Bucky: Ok but i will!!

by ashray456 June 28, 2010

sanchez eater

a thick pompous mustache usually sported by overrated western actors and 70's porn stars capable of consuming other inferior sanchez's

Sam Elliot has a monumental sanchez eater in the movie tombstone

by jagonanyone May 17, 2008

Banana Sanchez

Very similar to a Dirty Sanchez, but more delicious. After coitus employing a banana-flavored condom, the penis is swiped across the woman's upper-lip, leaving a fragrant trail of banana semen.

The Banana Sanchez was the perfect ending to Laura and Eric's first date.

by MontgomeryQ March 25, 2009

Gary Sanchez

When your lady leaves a slimy trail of vaginal juices on a mans upper lip.

gary the snail+dirty sanchez=gary sanchez

Pedro-"last night I let Maria sit on my face, and all I got was a gary sanchez.

by haleyroxcox July 7, 2011

sourcream sanchez

applying a huge gob of sourcream under a unsuspecting victims nose with your first and middle finger while they are preparing any dinner fare with sourcream in it, then as they shake their head in disgust you loudly yell "sourcream sanchez"

While junior was making up his soft taco at dinner last night steven snuck up behind him reached around the front of his face and smeared him up with a sourcream sanchez.

by murfmann November 14, 2009