Sanitary Sanchez

When you take Germ-X, or something else sanitary on your finger then wiping it across someones face like a mustache.

Austin: What the heck was that?!

Ashton: That was a sanitary sanchez. Haha!

Austin: Dont you ever do that again!

Bucky: Ok but i will!!

by ashray456 June 28, 2010

sanchez eater

a thick pompous mustache usually sported by overrated western actors and 70's porn stars capable of consuming other inferior sanchez's

Sam Elliot has a monumental sanchez eater in the movie tombstone

by jagonanyone May 17, 2008

Piglet Sanchez

When a man uses the top of his ear to rub the end of a womans anus after she has just shit. He then rubs the discharge on a friends upper lip because he was probably watching anyways. "dirty piglet Sanchez"

My girlfriend doesn't know it, but she is going to get a piglet Sanchez for valentines day. My boy will be in the closet.

by Dj zack attack February 25, 2011

Semen Sanchez

v. the sexual act of a woman jerking off a man into her hand. When the man ejaculates and he is recovering from his orgasm the woman takes his cum and swipes it above his lip, making a moustache, while simultaneously calling out "semen sanchez."

Kim gave Dorian a semen sanchez last week and he got pissed.

by AshDrea May 21, 2010

Banana Sanchez

Very similar to a Dirty Sanchez, but more delicious. After coitus employing a banana-flavored condom, the penis is swiped across the woman's upper-lip, leaving a fragrant trail of banana semen.

The Banana Sanchez was the perfect ending to Laura and Eric's first date.

by MontgomeryQ March 25, 2009

McDirty Sanchez

A gay male fucking another mcdonalds employee in the anus and then wiping it off with your beef patty.

Oh man those gay dudes gave me a McDirty Sanchez.

by Ern Dogg 232 April 7, 2009

Velvet Sanchez

A non-alcoholic drink; Dr. Pepper and Grenadine.

Ordering a drink- "I'll have a Velvet Sanchez."

by Eowynz November 11, 2010