retard  

A really stupid person but seems to be happier then you are.

Ralphie May: I bet retards are more happier then you are all the time hey what do you need to be happy? Money in the bank nice house hot wife?.

All a retard needs is a scooby-do lunch box. That's right a mother fuckin scooby-do lunch box.

Retard: SCOOBY-DOOOOOO!!! YA HA HA !!

Ralphie May: And if he got a thumus with chocolate milk in it he hit the jackpot.

Retard:SCOOOOOOOOOOOOBY-DOOOOOOOOO YAAAAAA HAHHAHAHAHAHAH SCOOBY DO SCOOBY SCOOBY SCOOBY DO YAYYYYY!!!!!!!!!

retard by Thane olausen-walker October 12, 2008

retard 

Someone who lacks the abilities of cognitive reasoning, astract thinking, and rational thought.

That dumb whore who called George H. W. Bush a retard for winning the 2004 election is in fact, THE RETARD.

Liberals.

People who don't like guns and alcohol.

retard by Skip Merkin March 4, 2007

Retard 

A person that is stupid enough to look up retard in the dictionary...

Hey that guy called me a retard for looking up retard in the dictionary! Just cause i have the IQ of a cereal box doesn't mean i dont have feelings, just means i dont like milk...

Retard by I Am The Omega May 28, 2008

retard 

mentally handicapped

an example of retard would be the definitions of azn contributed by azns

retard by azns are retarded March 22, 2007

retard 

A type of vegitible, usually found with drool.

The retard was ripe for the picking.

retard by Wordsmithh January 13, 2008

Retard 

A retarted person

*That person is such a retard!!

*Greg

*Britney Spears

Retard by hannahhannahhannahhannahhannahhannahhannahhannahhannahhannahhannahhannahhannahhannahhannahhannah January 31, 2008

Retard 

A person who works at dominos and did not go to college, or went to community college

The pizza guy at dominos is retarded

Retard by Bobby E July 23, 2007