Paperwork Reduction Act

A bill that passed though Congress and resulted in even more forms to fill out.

You can indeed avail yourself of the effort (and carpel-tunnel syndrome/writer's-cramp!) -alleviating Paperwork Reduction Act, but naturally you first hafta fill out a whole bunch of application-forms to qualify for it. :P

by QuacksO September 6, 2019

Penis Reduction

Penis Reduction is when you see a old grandma while Horny.
And you lose your erection

Billy: Yo i got the Penis Reduction while looking at margrets vagina
Bob: Billy you cheating on your wife again?

by canadianpersonidk November 2, 2021

Harm Reduction Hottie

A useless, many-hat-wearing, zoom-meeting-having, healthcare worker who has never done drugs or responded to an overdose, but thinks they're hood.

"Hello? Can you hear me?" - Drugs Users to Harm Reduction Hotties

by Bingbongson October 7, 2022

alaskan banana split redunk

When you take a shit in a condom and make it into a ball and freeze it. Then proceed to use it as a Dildo.

What do you want for your birthday?
An Alaskan banana split redunk!!!

by redunker January 14, 2019

Natural Weight Reduction

Rust. Specifically, rust on a car. As the metal oxidises away, it gradually makes your vehicle lighter, even if just by a little bit.

Fix the rust on your car ASAP, before you know it, it'll be natural weight reduction.

by cooljames044 May 11, 2021

Redub

When you have taken a crap and shortly after you feel like you need to wipe again to make sure you got it all. This could be caused by a fart after the crap, or sweating close after the crap.

Yo dawg, I gotta hit the bathroom and redub! or (Yo dawg, I feel like I need to redub!)

by Strizzy December 29, 2008

breast reduction

1) Taking away what one soo loves.
2) The immoral and impractable reduction of tittage.

When her husband died, she looked soo distrought that we though she had a breast reduction.

by mookiestinks December 6, 2004