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Relationship PIMP

A player whos actually looking for a serious relationship, but is willing to play the field along the way.
My friend Jet is a total relationship pimp, hes playing the field but willing to stop for that special girl.
by Jet B. October 12, 2005
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Relationship by Default

“I just realized that I have an exclusive with my FWB, does that mean I’m in a relationship by default?”

“They’ve been on the dateship for 9 months; it’s now a relationship by default.”

“I’m in a relationship by default, I told her ‘I’m not really that into you’ but I’m too lazy to leave.”
by Love Bucket April 2, 2010
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Relationship Lag

When one member of the couple changes their facebook relationship status before the other.
Steve has gone from "in a relationship" to "single.
Bob - "But his gf is still "in a relationship", what's going on?"
John - "Must be relationship lag."
by Zagam October 3, 2011
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Relationship Crack

All your Body shakes with withdrawn symptoms of misplaced Love. Your loyalty falls apart. Realizing you don't love yet pretending that you did. Lies abound to from the one having withdraw symptoms of Panic; begging to have the relationship back, like Crack.
I need you back please, Baybee you love I need you as you are my relationship crack I'm addicted to your loving.
by rocketrunner December 18, 2011
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relationship hoe

Someone who loves loyal relationships, but intensely enjoys sex at the same time.
She's not a hoe, she's just a relationship hoe
by PattyKane88 May 16, 2016
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relationship tax

A price you pay for being in a relationship. If your partner wants to do something stupid and/or boring, often times you get suckered into participating for fear of being called not being a supportive partner or cold or a bitch or an asshole or something else lame.
Dude #1:
Wearing that sweater your Mother-In-Law made that your wife thinks "adorable" but made that Leather Daddy downtown "give you the eye", you look like total fagbait in it.

Dude #2:

My wife likes it when I wear it and this morning she said: "Why don't you ever wear that sweater my Mother made for you? She spent hours making it, she spent hours making it, you could at least wear it! Besides, you look adorable in it." I basically wasn't going to get laid tonight if I didn't wear it, it's the relationship tax.
by sherwoodian June 11, 2011
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Relationship Shades

Also referred to as relation-shades, this is a severe or extensive blindness to some unfavorable aspect of your partner or relationship which is undetectable to you, but completely obvious to everyone else. Relationship shades usually cloud your ability to see your partner for who he or she really is. Common personality traits which are susceptible to being unseen due to relation-shades include: passive-aggressiveness, extreme jealousy, militant disposition while in the company of any of your partner's friends, and straight-up bitch.
Man, your girlfriend is such an overprotective jealous bitch to anyone who comes within two feet of you.

What are you talking about? She isn't anything like that.

Tell that to the chick she punched out last week for smiling at you, I'm surprised you can see ANYTHING through those damn relationship shades.
by CGOguitarist October 3, 2011
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