The Question

Anytime the subject of the conversion obviates the need to ask the full version question

Context / Full test of The Question

People who used to live in Utah: "So you a mormon?"
Girlfriend with long term boyfriend: "Will you marry me?"
New Relationships: "How may men you been with?"
Tall guys: "You play basketball?"
Shaquille O'Neill: "So how big IS your penis?"
High School Female Gym Teacher: "So you're gay right?"
Mensa members: "So if you are so damn smart why aren't you rich?"
For women about new boyfriends: "So is my dick bigger or smaller than most dudes you been with?"
For women with big boobs: "They real?" or alternatively "Why don't you just stuff your bra?"
For old women that live alone: "So how many cats do YOU have?"
For old men that live alone "So is that smell BO, farts, mildew, or what exactly?"
For fat ladies: "When you due?"
For fat men: "so can you actually SEE your penis without a mirror?" or alternately "Do you have to wipe your ass with a rag on a stick?"

by snausages333 October 23, 2006

20 questions

one of the key factors into discovering that a man, is a fuckboy.

he asked me to play 20 questions, so I dumped his rat ass
fuckboy tinder slide into the dms

by damndanielsvans May 22, 2016

questionable gas

The state of uncertainty, when driving, of whether one's car will make it to the next destination. Occurs when an owner willfully neglects to fill up the tank beyond reasonable limits.

Guy 1: I have questionable gas.
Guy 2: Well, is it a fart or isn't it?
Guy 1: No, my fuel has been on 'E' all week.
Vehicle stalls
Guy 2: Question answered.

by Tapirslookfunny December 26, 2010

Appropriate Question

If more than five people have answered the question before they asked you or you asked them, it's appropriate.

Brenda: *Asks question*
Emily: how many people have answered this?

Brenda: 8
Emily: oh okay, then it's an appropriate question.

by PurpleUnicornnn October 2, 2011

any questions

What a teacher says in an attempt to get students who have questions to open up. This really does the opposite -- none of the students had the time to come up with a question in the first place, and then when they do come up with a question, they don't ask it because they 'should have asked when it was question time.'

Teacher: There is a fiction assignment you guys will be starting soon, and it'll be due on the 25th. There will be several writing workshops so each of you can get with your partners and read your own stories to each-other. Bring four copies of your first draft this Thursday, you're aiming for 300-400 words, and then hopefully you guys can have a good time bouncing suggestions off of each other. Any questions?
Class: *silence*
Teacher: Alright, class is dismissed. Have a good afternoon.

by Helispark September 21, 2019

last night question

A question that is genre defining a life altering cue or question

Or a question made last night

“Kurtis what did you think of Fadra’s speach at Plato’s dinner party in symposium?”
“That’s a last night question”

by Cool guy INC January 3, 2023

There's the pigeon in question!

When you mention someone's name and they just then appear. Whether they enter the room, walk by, call you or in any way contact you. It is similar to 'Speak of the devil'.

-Jake is always late. Text him and see if he's coming.
(Jake enters)
-There's the pigeon in question!

by --c September 10, 2009