Hugging the porcelin god

Being wrapped around the toilet in a violent atempt at removing your insides. Puking your guts out in a gregarious manner. Purging. Pulling the trigger.

I tried to use the restroom but I walked in and some dude was hugging the porcelin god. He was bowed down son!! Praying to that shit!! Ha!

by kalebintexas May 18, 2009

Pureliterally

A new word to take into account the fact that something pureliterally happened. Since twerps overuse *literally*.

Old phrasing: A: I would literally die for just one last kiss from you..
A: 5 years later, still not dead.

New Phrasing: A: I would pureliterally die for just one last kiss from you..
A: 5 years later, a corpse.

by MuppetMan May 17, 2007

porcelain pit

a toilet, typically with great depth to contain splash water.

Hey, I like how the new porcelain pit has tall walls for even the nastiest of dumps.

by nero11 February 27, 2008

porcelain pull

The act of grabbing onto both sides of the toilet as if to life the toilet off the ground, to forcibly evacuate your bowels

Man, I was crunchin' a grumpy so hard the other day I had to use the porcelain pull to get it out

by tonyamolly January 22, 2009

purelli

someone infatuated with purell hand sanitizer

your'e such a purelli

by latnlady April 15, 2009

porcelain piss

When you get up in the middle of the night to go to bathroom, you urinate on the porcelain inside the toilet, instead of directly on the water to avoid making that 'sploshing sound.' This is done to avoid waking up your spouse or a roommate.

"I heard you get up last night and go to the bathroom"

"Really? Thats strange, I took a porcelain piss."

by thelol6 December 26, 2010

Porcelain Painting

The process of having a bowel movement and inadvertently staining the side of the bowl.

I will be back in about 10 minutes, I need to go do some porcelain painting.

by Ninja Medic November 5, 2011