Puerto Rican Poodle Plaster

It's much like a Gorilla Mask except after cumming on her face you slap a pet on her face and rub it around.

Her dog was nearby as I came on her face, so I grabbed it and gave her a Puerto Rican Poodle Plaster.

by Hobbes2 May 22, 2008

Phlerm

The thick and almost malleable combination of phlegm from the mucus membrane in your throat and thick, usually potent, semen. Usually found at the crime scene or a rape victim, or the bedroom of a housewife trying to rekindle her love with her husband of 20 years, but couldn't stand the taste of her mate's sperm and spat it back out, half-way through swallowing.

Similar (sexual) terms include Casper's Tears, Spit Dicker, White Wedding, Tapioh-no!, and Toothpaste Gag.

Officer: Well, looks like this was an oral sex rape case, sir!
Lieutenant: Really, Officer? What makes you say that?
Officer: See that, sir? *points to a clump of white goo on the pillow, next to drips of blood* That, sir, is pure bona-fide phlerm.
Lieutenant: What's phlerm?
Officer: Look it up on Urban Dictionary. It ain't pretty. God help the victim...

by djkyota September 23, 2011

Puerto Rican

noun.
1.One who hails from the island of Puerto Rico
2.One whose family is descended from the island of Puerto Rico
3. Any item deriving it's origin from the island of Puerto Rico
4.Any item relating to the people of Puerto Rico/Puerto Ricans


Also known as Boricua, Puerto Ricans are amongst the most bangin peeps in the world.

Joaquin's mother is Puerto Rican, while his father is from England.

I have a Puerto Rican Flag on my wall, right above my bed.

The Puerto Rican Paradeis in two hours, so don't be late.

by Nomamao January 28, 2004

Puerto Rican Gas Mask

While Puerto Rican music is playing in the background, you sit on a girl's face naked. She gives you a rim job and you finger her in her vagina. While all of this is going on you fart directly into her mouth.

Spanish girl- "oh senor your Puerto Rican Gas Mask was muy caliante!"

by ThePuertoRican1234 October 28, 2010

puerto rican shower

Putting on Axe, or another similar brand of air freshener, on one's body in place of taking an actual shower with soap and water.

Kenny might be Guatemalan, but he alway seems to take a Puerto Rican shower before he sees Emily.

by LiveattheSchwarzenegger September 28, 2005

puerto rican credit card

A knife that puerto ricans use to obtain money, goods and services.

Jose didn't get his welfare check yet, how did he pay for that beer? He used his puerto rican credit card.

by Tom Horsfield July 12, 2006

Puerto Korican

A hybrid of a Puerto Rican father and a Korean mother....See also Korican

Juan's father is born in Puerto Rico (Boriqua).. and his mother is born in Seoul, Korea.. He would classify himself as Puerto Korican..see also Korican

by JoePapi April 1, 2009