PipstarShark

a website where you buy sexy shark products with a really "reasonable price" also type "IEATSHARKS112" to get a 69% discount on your purchase. High ratings on all of the sexy shark products including: shark cream, shark table, pipstarbot, shark water bottle, etc. If you refuse, refund, or give the products a bad rating, Pipstar will kidnap you and bring you to his sex dungeon...

I love PipstarShark MUST RECOMMEND!!!! HELP IM KIDNAPPED!!!!! SAVE ME PLSSSSSSSSSSSS!!!

by quartz89 January 27, 2022

Poustain

I wrote her name on my foot(twice) because she is so kool!! She slays all day. They say pou sometimes and i dont understand why. Also my fingers r turning purple rn (not related to pustain) should I see a doctor? im also losing circulation to my toes and i feel like im about to pass out someone please help me.

ANYWAYS POUSTAIN IS SOOOO COOL I LOVE HER SO SO SO MUCH SHE MAKES ME REALLY HAPPY IM SO GLAD THAT SHES MY FRIEND!! SHE IS AWESOME AND HAS MADE MY LIFE A LOT BETTER!! :DD #stanpoustain #evaiscool #ehvanoteeva

poustain is cool
poustain has a rabbit(rabbit slays too)
poustain is my best friend

by Humankitten42 May 18, 2022

Poppin Poptarts

When you pop open a bag of pop tarts. It is a use for all mankind.

M is poppin poptarts

by Physco trash paper thin crispy July 1, 2018

Colombian Poptart

Cocaine put in a women's cooter, and then ingested via oral.

I gave this bitch a mad Colombian Poptart last night, I was going apeshit afterwords.

by Urinatorr July 29, 2018

Netflix and poptarts

A popular vine.

Person 1 :What’s your favorite vine?
Person 2 : Netflix and poptarts! What’s your favorite?
Person 1 : Omg that’s my favorite too! :)

by Random-memer May 19, 2021

Butter your Poptart

After sex, you finish by cumming on her tits.

Once I finish, I’m going to “Butter your Poptart”

by Poptartlover574904277266457 October 31, 2022

First Class Postage

When a man is having sexual intercourse with a woman and right before he is about to blow his load, he pulls out and ejaculates all over her stomach. Next, he immediately squats over her stomach and dips his balls in his own semen. He then proceeds to squat over her head where he stamps her forehead with his jiz-dripping testicles.

Cara thoroughly enjoyed the first class postage "male" she received from Bob last night.

by TK1986 June 24, 2011