a facebook popper pop online quickly, sees who's online and if he doesn't want to talk to any of his friends he pops offline. Sometimes in less than a second!
Drew-There weren't any hot babes online to talk to so popped online then offline real quick so i didn't have to talk to a bunch of tards.
Mike- You are a facebook popper for sure.
Mike- You are a facebook popper for sure.
by DefLegit October 19, 2010
Get the facebook poppermug. An act causing a female’s nipples to extend(pop out) and harden through sexual arousal and stimulation.
Giving her a striptease will be a nipple popper fo SHO! That extra 200 pounds will just bring more girls to the yard!
by the real Genny Nubbins January 18, 2008
Get the Nipple Poppermug. After covering your cock in popcorn butter, you ejaculate while masturbating using two popcorn scoops into a courtesy cup, which inturn you serve as topping for your lovers evening snack.
There after, the lover finishes the last drop and precedes to shit in a bag of marcus theatre raisenets, in which you place in your ass, while before saving all farts for an entire week, so you can burst them out projectiling into your lovers ass, while they also saved farts for a week. This "game of catch" continues until the chocolate melts in the asshole which acts as lubricant. You use the handles of the two popcorn scoops to reac inside to the prostate, creating a big enough hole to pour icee into, freezing the entire anal cavity in place so later you can shatter it with the popcorn scoop.
There after, the lover finishes the last drop and precedes to shit in a bag of marcus theatre raisenets, in which you place in your ass, while before saving all farts for an entire week, so you can burst them out projectiling into your lovers ass, while they also saved farts for a week. This "game of catch" continues until the chocolate melts in the asshole which acts as lubricant. You use the handles of the two popcorn scoops to reac inside to the prostate, creating a big enough hole to pour icee into, freezing the entire anal cavity in place so later you can shatter it with the popcorn scoop.
by Doc and Brenda July 9, 2007
Get the Parkwood Poppermug. mon-uh-kuhl popping
-adj, noun
News significant enough to raise your brow and release your monocle from it's previous place.
-adj, noun
News significant enough to raise your brow and release your monocle from it's previous place.
Person 1: I am disappoint.
Person 2: Why?
Person 1: Because I just realized that a monocle and a monocle is /not/ a 'bionicle'.
Person 2: Really? That news is a monocle popper.
Person 2: Why?
Person 1: Because I just realized that a monocle and a monocle is /not/ a 'bionicle'.
Person 2: Really? That news is a monocle popper.
by asdasdfgf November 7, 2010
Get the Monocle Poppermug. by Blueberryborl July 1, 2019
Get the Chilli Poppermug. Guy: Dude, I did a cherry popper last night.
Guys friend: Dude that's awesome, I wish I could do a cherry popper.
Guys friend: Dude that's awesome, I wish I could do a cherry popper.
by Rosiehymen December 20, 2013
Get the Cherry Poppermug. A person who does not binge watch Stranger Things. For the definition of a person who does not watch Stranger things whatsoever, see definition for Indiana plopper.
by Rolin Olin January 30, 2018
Get the Indiana poppermug.