poop

a delicacy enjoyed by every alpha male and all beloved joe (s)
Person 1: joe did you devour some poop today?
Joe: You bet your fukin sweet ass I did
by 3inchorcoochornothinatall October 03, 2019
Get the poop mug.

pooped on

to pwn someone at something. when someting bad happens to them. usually being funny
Wow, i pooped on allan yesterday on Halo3
by Pozar December 10, 2007
Get the pooped on mug.

poop

An item that is commonly used in comical senses. Also used to disgust wife/friends/neighbors etc. Makes a great gift in a bag.
Hey Bill come check out this poo in here!
by Kyle January 14, 2005
Get the poop mug.

poop

Poop: (aka: Shit, Mr. Big, Butt-Mud)

A smelly, oily substance thats is usually created by eating McDonalds, or an intoxicated late night binge at the local Taco Bell. Discharged from Uranus, "poop" is usually identified by it's offensive smell, and color changing appearence.
(Colors can very from "Baby Poo Brown", "Rum Bum Black", "Beer Butt Yellow" or the dreaded "Fuck me, I cant remember anything about last night, accept I killed a hooker, ate her brains, and took a poop in her mouth Green")
by MC KILLBOT 5000 September 25, 2005
Get the poop mug.

poop

by jessica February 10, 2004
Get the poop mug.

poop

a large brown creamy dessert usually chocolate flavoured sometimes vanilla.
i went to my friends house and for dessert she made a lovely poop
by pooper dooper :3 December 02, 2011
Get the poop mug.

poop

The shit that comes out of your ass, usually referred to as Shit, Crap or Taking the browns to the superbowl, Poop is smelly but can sometimes smell good when you eat the right foods. also it can change different colors too when eating the right foods..
1. "awww dave, i just took a big ass poop and my anus got bigger.. now its like a manhole."

2. "john! holy crap! i have to tell you something! i ate twelve bags of skittles and i swear i pooped out a rainbow!"
by Junkie2115 March 09, 2010
Get the poop mug.