burgundy poof

A type of furniture you rest your feet on, with a deep red colour.

Christ, my feet are killing me! Antoine, pass me that burgundy poof you gay spazmonkey!

by spam man and envelope monkey April 28, 2006

cheesy poofs

A ghastly robotics team in which NASA over-helps students build a damn good bot. They cheat.

The cheesy poofs are a team from San Jose, California, in which NASA engineeres do all of the building.

by Woodie Flowers January 11, 2004

doof poof

A gay muzzer.
A person that listens to doof doof music, that is also gay

Haha..look at that doof poof fag over there.

by He's the boxman September 26, 2006

poof-hitter

An upstanding citizen who simply has no tolerance for homosexuals. This intolerance manifests itself on a Saturday night by going out, swinging a baseball bat hoping to connect with a gay or lesbian.

A group of poof-hitters can be found marching with bats in Sydney's Gay and Lesbian Mardi Gras. The poof-hitters in this case are typically at the end of the parade, making the rest of the parade move along just that little bit faster.

Jeff: This year's Gay and Lesbian Mardi Gras was over before it really even started!

Derek: It must be the preponderance of poof-hitters at the back of the parade.

by [e-mail] May 13, 2009

poof nugget

small traces of hard pooh left behind in your shower poof from washing between your ass cheeks.

Man, I need to get a new shower poof, it's full of poof nuggets

by sharp1989 June 23, 2011

aussie poofs

An Aussie poof is a white Australian who cant handle hot food, they don't eat chilli, or spicy cuisine from foreign countries, the only curry they like is butter chicken and are usually big sooks

Aussie poof: "can I get some more ice cubes in this water please? My mouth is starting to burn up"
Waiter: "bloody Aussie poofs"

by Cyberdelic bozatron October 26, 2017

foof poof

A nicer way to say Cunt Punt.

I foof poof’d her so hard she quief’d cunt nuggets.

by WelshDan October 02, 2018