porking the pooch

Fucking the dog, wasting time.

Teddy, quit porking the pooch and get the car towed and that nice girl, Mary Jo, a ride home.

by harry flashman July 6, 2003

Sniff the pooch

The act of carefully and cautiously checking out a new person to decide if they're acceptable or not. Originates from the way dogs check each other out upon meeting.

I know you want your boy to come along but I'll have to sniff the pooch first and see if he's cool.

by Commonsinse February 14, 2006

poochums

generally a popular name for pet cats and dogs, sometimes also used to refer to girlfriends or their male counterparts .

oh poochums! you are so cute.

by ikret July 22, 2013

poochieness

Something being overly in-your-face and badly targeted to an audience in a failed attempt to be seen as cool, current and/or modern. The word comes from the character Poochie from The Simpsons.

The poochieness of this ad makes it suck.

by jazz biscuit March 17, 2008

Poocho

A nickname for a guy with a pooch (a gut)

Look at Felipe Poocho over there with his gut hanging out.

by Megan Poocha December 1, 2009

poohubs

(pooh·ubs) -The pubic hair in side the cheeks of the anus.

other wise know as the "ass crack" hair.

1.) guy; i got a dingle-berry stuck on my poohubs.

2.) i should probably trim my poohubs today.

by Leanary June 13, 2013

poochukka

n. one of many in the chukka family, the poochukka is anything that possesses the ability to project thier own fecal matter onto others whether literally or figuratively.
v. poo chukking, the act of throwing shit, again, either literally or figuratively

They was some mad poochukka's at that party, nukka.
also*
those poochukkin suckas done messed with the wrong damn nukka.

by Spoody aka. Skeet Skeet March 28, 2004