peel some potatoes

I'm pretty sure that it means "take a crap", but that's just me.

my boyriend's away message: "time to peel some potatoes, if you know what i mean"

by kitsune March 9, 2005

sack of potatoes

The thigh/butt area of a woman who has so much fat and cellulose build up that the lumpiness resembles a giant sack of potatoes.

"That 350 lb ho has some big ol' sacks of potatoes hanging down."

by John G. December 7, 2004

Mashed Potatoes

The act of defecating onto one's chest, then dipping one's ballsack into the feces, leaving a crater. Then peeing into said crater. Creating a mashed potatoes-with-some-gravy inspired look.

My girlfriend is so weird, she let me do Mashed Potatoes to her.

My girl was pissing me off so I gave her some Mashed Potatoes to wake up to.

by Lienad15 April 19, 2014

Potatoes

another word for pot.

man, lets go smoke some magical potatoes.

by kkkhijklmnopqrustilkajgbdfvcliuhjksfdlkj January 11, 2006

Mashed Potatoes

an exceptionally heavy ejaculate, generally after prolonged abstinence from sexual activities

The next girl I fuck is gonna get a face full of mashed potatoes

by Shiesty McNasty December 24, 2009

All (that) meat and no potatoes

Having to do with a tremendously fat person (a rude catchphrase)

Look at that huge kid, all meat and no potatoes.

by Light Joker August 17, 2004

do u want my potatoes?

used to ask some one if they want to "get busy"

hey sally do u want my potatoes?

by brelee124 January 6, 2008