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Pocket Protector

A plastic shieve inserted in one's shirt pocket to prevent pens from leaking and staining the shirt.
As far as i am aware it was invented in the US, and never exported to the rest of the world.
Not popular anymore, even among geeks
Yo, jigga whats wit the pocket protector?
I keep my dust in there, bro
by Nerg June 7, 2004
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hot pocketing

pooping in someones foldout couch and folding it back up and leaving it for the unsespecting owner of the couch
by DE BIG BLAM September 8, 2009
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pocket gay

JACK: Well, you see what you have there, don't you?
WILL: I see what I don't have, the other half of my date.
JACK: What you have... is a pocket gay.
WILL: A pocket gay?
JACK: A pocket gay. The perfect travel-size homosexual. Just pop him in a man-purse, a briefcase, and you're good to go. In ten years they'll be making 'em all that way.
by Andrew Melvin May 1, 2008
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Crispy Pocket

You seem like you have a lot of new bills in your pocket - like you just got paid.

Origination: Bills freshly minted are crisp and when they're put in your pocket they make a crinkling sound that sounds like rice crispies in your pants.
Beauford: Yo, I just got paid man, let's go out.
Samuel: You buyin me some drinks outta that crispy pocket?

Dekwan: My pocket's crispy tonight -- where the squirrels at? I'll buy them alllllll their drinks.
by katam December 22, 2010
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pocket grease

Money
A derivative of greasing someone's palm
My Dad would say to me as he reached in his pocket "I know you have a date tonight, I don't want you looking broke so here is a little pocket grease " as he handed me a fifty.
by King dbl Z B February 10, 2018
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foxy pocket

A place where you stash money away from your significant other.
We had a few extra bucks left over after the bills so I put it in my foxy pocket
by DawnFletch February 22, 2017
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Pocket Battleship

1.) Any German warship built between the mid 1920s and late 1930s.

2.) A reference to an extremely squat yet powerfully stacked individual. A short fat person or someone who is wider than they are tall. Can also be an individual who works out excessively so they look too built for their size.
Webbo: Fuck me, did you see that bird walk past then - she was a fridge!
Baggers: yeah, she was a proper pocket battleship.
by Baggers80 August 23, 2010
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