One Pint Pissed

The feeling of ecstacy you get after your first beer, usually after a long week, when you are unwinding with friends

Mate, I'm One Pint Pissed! I feel great!

by eric bisto October 24, 2020

Pint

A short man with a short dick. Double doozy.

Michelle: I gave a Clint (short guy) a chance in the bedroom and then I realized he was a pint.

Martha: Damn, that sucks. Hopefully, Mike (Short guy) isn't a pint.

by Mo-Mo The Sailor February 21, 2021

2 pints

Unreleased song by rapper Nav

Have you listened to 2 pints?

by Ethans Fetish February 24, 2021

House Pint

A pint on the house!

Johnny was checking out bars to play music at, and they found our he is in Season 3 of Monopoly and they gave him a House Pint to help his chances (and theirs)!

by SRJCstudent October 10, 2023

fisting 2 pints

The act of inserting two pints of lager into a persons vaginal og rectal opening using force.

Fisting 2 pints required all of Jacks strength. But Jill insisted they could fit.

by CannedHappiness December 21, 2023

Pint press

The act of lifting 2 equal weight beer barrels latched to a bar.
The lifter has to drink beer from the tubes attached to the barrels on the way down, and forcefully pressing back up to extend the arms.

Sneerkoet: You can only lift 55kg?! I clear 70kg

Erreb: go get drunk ginger
Jizzias: Pintpressmaxxing Chadge
Erreb: Pint press 70kg with sneerkoets 2 cm thing

by AaronEnShooters December 28, 2023

Pint dweller

A distinctly inner north of Melbourne phenomenon, a pint dweller is a guy who only would ever get a pint. He has been in multiple bands and possibly been a sound guy. He will wax lyrical about how shit the Naarm scene has become. Your typical pint dweller is wearing a local band merch t shirt that doesn’t quite fit and hugs his growing paunch. He doesn’t respect rules around non smoking areas in venues. He leaves behind a string of relationships with women who thought they could help him clean up his act. He likely has a vitamin deficiency. Legendary scenester or hopeless villain? You decide.

“Don’t you know that pint dweller having an ciggie outside the Tote?”

by Pint_Dweller_69 January 23, 2024