Crystianle Penaldo is a fucking ass rigged ballon d'or stealer who doesn't deserves a single ballon do'r in fact he owes 8 ballon d'or to Lionel Messi THE GOAT. Crystianle Penaldo is a short ass fat penis shit player who can even run and he's 1000000000000000000lbs not fit at all. BASTARD CRYSTIANLE PENALDO
Crystianle Penaldo should never ever even exist in this universe, he scores 1 penalty in 5 careers of MEEEEESI.
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A person or persons replicating the average Pennsylvania Department of Transportation worker’s behavior on the job by slacking off and pretending to be busy.
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Me: Hey! Did u see Prister Penaldos penalty yesterday against Lithuania? He is such a farmer bro!
Friend: Nah bro Lithuania is a big team, unlike most in Copa america!
Me: You are such a Prister Penaldo fan!
Friend: Nah bro Lithuania is a big team, unlike most in Copa america!
Me: You are such a Prister Penaldo fan!
by Honest Prister Penaldo fan February 6, 2024
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