bloated peacock

A clueless pretentious arrogant person who is in love with themselves.
They are kind of like the emperor parading around with no clothes on.

Sheep sometimes follow them along, blindly worshiping their every move.
The spiritual leader strutted around the stage like the bloated peacock he is, while his followers sang his praises.
by 3dsg January 17, 2018
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purple peacock

A middle aged man who screams about things on he finds funny. Can be found only in America
Oh look a purple peacock lets shoot it
by fat chink December 18, 2019
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Peacocked

When you get an unsolicited dick pick. Just look at this peacock fluff his feathers to get a mate.

A fuckboy will fluff his penis and take a picture to send to his "future mate". 9×outta 10 if you do this your seen as a creep. Ask first before you expose yourselves guys. You can't stop from being peacocked unless the peacock stops in you boys... 😂
Ew, that gross guy on facebook peacocked me.
by GoodEveningEevee December 16, 2021
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bobbing peacock

To urinate or ejaculate so forcefully your penis flails uncontrollably.
Last night with Sasha she tugged me off so hard I started bobbing peacock all over her.
by DeVamke November 11, 2015
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Spaniard horse peacock

the spaniard horse peacock or SPC for short is the alpha bird in the world even with there Existence dropping rapidly. The SPC has a wingspan of 60 average white male cocks. And has a ass so thicc u could slice off every piece of fat off on every living organism on this planet off and still the sheer girth would still out weigh and out size the five footed friend. That’s not mentioning his penis size though that’s to long to get into.
Hey is was walking down the street and got wiped by this long girthy thing, I think it was the spaniard horse peacock.
by Gaveutheanwser August 14, 2022
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Backwards peacock

When you stick a bunch of glow sticks between your boobs and splay them out like a peacock
by Slurpy licker May 01, 2022
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