Paul

Is a very unique human being. If he asks you what the word environment means tell him he’s very ugly and has a small penis, which in fact is true. Also he looks like a quagga mussel.

Why are you such a Paul.

by Raidersader May 7, 2018

Paul

Paul is a an amazing person, he can sometimes be grumpy but who doesn’t love a Paul? He has heart that is as warm as the sun shining in the sky, seriously. Have we forgot to mention that Paul’s can usually been seen hanging around a joe? Because they are inseparable!

Person 1 - “Hey Paul”
Paul - “Yeh, yeh, one second I’m just on the phone to Joe”

... the next day

Person 1 - “Are you done yet?”

by Sofia Cuggelli January 22, 2018

Paul

Paul's are very shy and weird people, you might think they are gay at first when they arent. Pauls are into ford trucks and they are very obsessive when they find a girl they want to be with forever. They are into many things like trucks, guns, dogs, The military, and funny videos. They also like to watch a lot of porn. So if you ever meet a paul be cafeful he could fall in love with you.

Hey man is that paul...
Bro i think it is, hes still trying to go after that girl with his truck

by Lunastarlux July 13, 2019

Paul

Hes a short laid back kinda guy. Kinda crazy, and psychotic, laughs at offensive jokes. Sometimes goes by the name Dennis.

Paul mad a racist joke in english class.

by Big dragon dad October 11, 2019

Paul

A man who broke glass at a child’s hockey game. The crazy hockey dad.

Way to go Paul

by Mustardmen July 5, 2019

paul

fat ugly and is related to ajak and not the most amazing guy

you look like paul gross

by NAG456 November 29, 2018

Paul

Really sweet guy he has a heart for people and will stand up for you. He has beautiful eyes and he works hard. He know the time to be a adult and to be a kid but still is a wonderful young man the whole time. He works hard and long. He loves animals and God! He is good at woodworking and he understands people. But deep down in side he is sad he has lost many friends he won't cry about it he fight his tears. He only stands up to his dad if he really need to but hes a door mat to him. A really nice girl loves him though and is too shy to say but I think everyone can tell. he is not alone and he is a great friend!

Person #1 What is you name?
Person #2 Paul

Person#1 Man I heard that that Pauls are great!
Person#2 Thanks I heard everyone is great
Person #1 Thank you that means a lot

by Crabbapple December 10, 2021