My garage sale was like a circus,a tiny clown car pulled up and 14 beaner packing mexicans jumped out wanting to buy my used goods for a tenth of what they were marked.
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Person 2: You fool, it's called Extreme Lying Down, and it's been around for years!
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The closest non-handicapped, actual parking space to a store. The exceedingly huge park here so as not to have to walk any distance that could be considered exercise. The next step is buying a handicapped placard and rolling around in a wheelchair purely for the sake of escaping fatigue caused from walking more than the 5 feet it usually takes to get to the refrigerator.
FAMF: OMG! LOOK AT THAT SPOT! IT'S CLOSER THAN THE HANDICAPPED PLACE!
Blob o' Fat: QUICK! HIT THAT SHIT!
FAMF: Dude, this is the best Preferred Fatass Parking ever.
Blob o' Fat: Seriously! Now hurry up, I want my fucking triple Quarter Pounder.
Blob o' Fat: QUICK! HIT THAT SHIT!
FAMF: Dude, this is the best Preferred Fatass Parking ever.
Blob o' Fat: Seriously! Now hurry up, I want my fucking triple Quarter Pounder.
by Rawrasaurus January 20, 2007
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This pirate then creeps upon it's target, slowly following them as they make their way across the lot. They're watching you. They're following you. They are going to pillage you for your spot.
As you get closer to your vehicle, their blinker goes on. Avast! They're set to drop anchor. Fire in the hole!
This pirate then creeps upon it's target, slowly following them as they make their way across the lot. They're watching you. They're following you. They are going to pillage you for your spot.
As you get closer to your vehicle, their blinker goes on. Avast! They're set to drop anchor. Fire in the hole!
by Jenn Gren December 19, 2008
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Filthy Fucker : Yo, you got dat new Spidaman movie?
Clerk : No.
Filthy Fucker : Hm, how bout dat Willie Wanker and the Fudge Packing Factory?
Clerk : 'the fuck!?
Clerk : No.
Filthy Fucker : Hm, how bout dat Willie Wanker and the Fudge Packing Factory?
Clerk : 'the fuck!?
by CumChup December 10, 2007
Get the Willie Wanker and the Fudge Packing Factory mug.A loud bitch that goes on a rant about illegal photography in a parking lot. The video starts out with her getting out of a car and demanding a camera. For 4 minutes, she screams about illegal photography and trespassing. At one point someone gets too close to her and she screams GET AWAY FROM ME. he asks what they did wrong and she says(or screams).....
1.TRESPASSING
2.ILLEGAL PHOTOGRAPHS
3.YOU'RE NOT ALLOWED
4. YOUVE BEEN YELLED AT
go on youtube and search "crazy screaming lady" It will be the first thing
1.TRESPASSING
2.ILLEGAL PHOTOGRAPHS
3.YOU'RE NOT ALLOWED
4. YOUVE BEEN YELLED AT
go on youtube and search "crazy screaming lady" It will be the first thing
by poopypants993 December 11, 2010
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