Music Paleontologist

A paleontologist is a scientist who studies the history of life on Earth through the fossil RECORD. Fossils are the evidence of past life on the planet . A trace fossil is any evidence of the life activity of music that lived in the past. Beats, tracks, bars and melodies are all examples of trace fossils.

A paleontologist is a scientist who studies the history of life on Earth through the fossil RECORD. Fossils are the evidence of past life on the planet . A trace fossil is any evidence of the life activity of music that lived in the past. Beats, tracks, bars and melodies are all examples of trace fossils. There are few people that have the gift of this craft. It takes a keen ear and vision of the future to be a true music paleontologist. The only true way to the future is to unravel the past.

by misstara007 December 1, 2023

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Rina Palenkova

Basically a girl that committed suicide after accidentally joining the blue whale game

Guy 1: Bro do you know Rina Palenkova?
Guy 2: Yeah I heard she committed suicide after putting herself on the train tracks

by Duduś January 26, 2024

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Siddharth Palanki

One of the greatest humans to ever grace the face of the planet earth. His existence in itself is a blessing to all mere mortals. Everyone who is around him, appreciates his presence. A beacon of laughter and joy, he is the complete human being. He has never let anyone down and never given anyone up. He is perfection.

Siddharth Palanki is perfection

by Skims June 28, 2024

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Body building is pageantry

Is useless in the real world..why? Well you puff yourself up like pigeon looking to mate but can’t perform in the real world with those “muscles”..

Example; on arm or chest day w’e, you bench 350-400 Lbs. In essence you build yourself up like “Hercules” portrayed in various modern movies but you can't preform like him.. you’re not lift boulders or slaying a treacherous hydra or defeating a massive lion..

Your like SpongeBob with his inflatable arms lol.. The body of a Ferrari sports car but no engine, Frame, wheels etc..

Ah the gym is filled with “bodybuilders” hogging the machines.. it’s useless to get that puffed, no fluidity in their movements lol it’s aesthetic.. “body building is pageantry” . Pure theatrics

by DEZtheDECIMATOR June 4, 2022

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