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Planking

To lie across an object with arms by your side in an attempt to look like a straight piece of wood

i.e a plank
you must also take a photo of it!
Steve: Hey did you see that photo on facebook of John lying on the top of a ladder?

Joe: What like planking?

Steve: Yeah. It was awesome
by madeleine.rose June 8, 2011
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Planking

The art of posing for stunt photos by lying flat on their stomach in different and sometimes dangerous settings
check out my latest planking photos on facebook!
by Darvo June 8, 2011
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Prancing Poofter

Common species called "Aiden Calabria"
HAHAHA Look a AIDEN CALABRIA
by DEMON GOD May 8, 2003
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planking

the competitive sport of "active lying down", with its origins in Australia, though it has quickly spread to much of the Western World. The sport is played by plankers, who are typically hardcore, thrill-seeking hombres with a passion for lying down and keeping still.

Planking involves plankers, who lie face-down, with their arms to the side whilst having their picture taken. It is especially popular to plank in public or humourous places.
Often "planking pictures" are uploaded to facebook to bring joy to the people.

But the planking has become more than the act of lying down in front of a camera. For whatever reason, this simple act has induced a moral panic. Policemen and Politicitians are anti-planking. The Australian ranga PM is an anti-planker. She is also female.

Planking has become an idea. No policitian or policeman can tell a planker not to plank. It is the new punk movement. But more fun and planker. Haters keep hating, plankers keep planking.
Old mate 1: "hey big dog, what did you get up to on the weekend?"

Old mate 2: "hi big rocks. good weekend man. just went planking. just planked on the harbour bridge. no biggie."

Old mate 1: "you must be getting all the ladies after that dude."

Old mate 2: "ladies love a planker."
by ScruffGags October 14, 2011
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planking on a million

A saying meaning gone crazy or lost common sense.
Peter: You should've seen her the other day, she was talking to herself.

Kyle: That girl is planking on a million
by TheIceCreamHunger July 22, 2012
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planting corn

The act of a guy banging another guy in the ass.
That faggot sure likes planting corn.
by Numb nuts May 10, 2003
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planting the seed

1) a term used in counter-strike that refers to planting the bomb at the bombsite.

2) Telling someone something but not telling them the whole thing.
1)
Terrorist: Bomb has planted, i repeat sedd has been planted

2)
Well I planted the seed for him to break up with her but now its up to fate.
by Mysterious Man #6854 June 27, 2005
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