landing pad

toilet paper set on top of the water in a toilet. Its main use is to provide a landing pad for the turd your going to lay, so that the water does not spash back up onto your butthole, balls, and thighs.

Hey guys I just took the biggest dump, and I came back dry as a desert because I layed a landing pad for my turd.

by G ROD May 22, 2008

schmello pad

the area between your smegma blotched anteater and your stanky dirty balloon knot. Also known as choda, bicycle seat, perineum, and the bonch.

I like the smell of my schmello pad.

by ryan and jay November 21, 2003

taco pad

Soft taco shell;

Where are your taco pads?

by Shellpad November 07, 2015

roach pad

filthy household full of stoners. may also be inhabited by a large colony of cockroaches

"hey man whats up? i'm just chillin with rob at the roach pad"

by el collapso August 04, 2006

drip pad

act of putting wad of toilet paper in panties to catch cum front dripping after having sex.

"Honey I need to get a drip pad so I wont leak all over the bed."

by Bob Lantis October 13, 2007

healing pad

A place where old used, worn out parts are placed for degreasing or left for temporary/long term storage. Over time, the parts become good enough to use again when new parts are not available from a supplier or warehouse.

Jim Bob, "Oh crap! The whole plant is down and we don't have the replacement bearing ZXC4567 in the warehouse and the bearing supplier says that it will take 4 weeks to get one made and delivered to site!"

Billy Jo, "CTFO! Let's get in the pickup. I think there is one that we replaced last year, down on the healing pad".

by Newmont Gold sucks July 24, 2010

pad shooter

Shooting someone when they spawn in during the game of Quake II.

Malice shot G-spot off the pad. Malice is a dirty pad shooter.

G-spot gets shot off the pad, because others are pad shooters.

Lobber is the worst Pad Shooter of them all.

FNG creates the most Pad Shooters by not getting off the pad fast enough

by FuYA February 15, 2007