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PTS

PTS means Peep The story (look at such and suchs story on social media)
by FLOPTOP September 27, 2019
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The Rules of Discord (Pt 1)

1. God is dead

2. Maybe God is not dead

3. No no God is 100% dead... I checked

4. Always Bully Weebs and Furrys

5. Stan Lunar

6. No Boomers

7. Ignore Rule 5

8. No K-pop

9. No Zoomers

10. Careful of the Moderators

11. Refer to rule 17

12. No nudity (in public servers) (do what you want)

13. If you are under 13 your not, you are 13 until you are 14

14. cats rule the internet and soon will rule the world (again egypt y you not worship cat no more?)

15. Don't Die

16. I drop kicked that child in self defence

18. Arson is only acceptable on orphanages

19. You must have pictures to prove your statements

20. Nothing is Sacred apart from what is sacred

21. You will never have sex

22. The cake is a lie

23. Fried pineapple is a sin

24. All numbers are at least 100 but always OVER NINE THOUSAAAAAND

25. The government, The CIA, Everything is a lie

26. The governments out to get ya, the NSA is out to get ya, and bet two $19 fortnite gifts cards I'm out to get ya.

27. Nevermind your boring I take it back

28. The Rick Roll is advancing

29. Refer to rule 1

30. ThatVeganTeacher is a lie

Written by CanBeChucky

"The Rules of Discord"
The Rules of Discord (Pt 1)
They Shall not be Tampered with.
- Sun Tzu "The Art of War"
by CanBeChucky January 1, 2022
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PT

Oi I’m gonna go do some pt
by RealInformationGiver69420 October 4, 2020
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Partner Assisted PT

The physical training that occurs during sexual intercourse.
Joe asked Sally if she'd like to engage in some partner assisted PT.
by Kingdicktheasshole February 27, 2012
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level 3 qualified PT

Let me translate this from bullshit to English for you “I am a sad dropout who has completely jacked their real job and career in so I can spend all taking picture and videos of my arse” These people, Tbf can be boys and girls but largely girls at this moment in time, are the absolute fakest people of all time and should be banned from social media. Not only do they have no interest in real training or fitness of any kind, but they have the audacity to post shitty inspirational messages about how you should be confident as you are whilst wearing leggings so far up their booty pipe that they can probably see the label every time they open their mouth to speak. Proper egotistical wankers.
by Garry Scope June 28, 2023
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pts fuqn

no intimacy stfu turn around bend down straight power drive dat tight pussy
wifey: all night?!
veteran: pts fuqn
wifey: ima pass dafuq out
by BumStatusYo December 13, 2018
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PTS

When you’re late or just too lazy, you take a PTS shower.

PTS stands for - Pits, Tits, Ass
Mom : You’re late for school Bertha !

Bertha : Okay mom, imma take a PTS and I’ll be coming downstairs
by Shadowchyy March 20, 2019
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