Principle

Not really. You're defering the cost to 1 or several random families in the hopes that people will continue to lie for you.

Hym "But the best possible outcome for you is that I get what I want. The worst possible outcome is that everything I've said is true. It's not principle that is leading you to do this. You're doing it because you're a retard and that's the same reason you do everything."

by Hym Iam December 26, 2024

Sith Jar Jar Principle

When someone acts foolish or stupid to distract from their true goals or needs. this stems from the popular theory Jar Jar Binks acted to accomplish his own goals as a Sith Lord, while using the mask of a fool to fool the Jedi.

Guy : don’t trust that dude.
Gal : Why not, he seems kinda fun in a dumb way.
Guy : he’s using the Sith Jar Jar Principle (Sith JJ Principle) to rope you in, I wouldn’t trust him too much.

by Atypical Guy June 10, 2024

The Personality Principle

When a bro rates a female on the 0-10 scale, the personality principle describes the influence of personality upon the rating. The effect personality has in terms of rating decreases toward the extremes of the scale.

0's and 10's: No possible change from personality
1's and 9's: Possible change of 1 point up or down (as a result of personality)
2's and 8's: Possible change of 1 point up or down (as a result of personality)
3's and 7's: Possible change of 1.5 point up or down (as a result of personality)
4's and 6's: Possible change of 1.5 point up or down (as a result of personality)
5's: Possible change of 2 point up or down (as a result of personality)

A 10 will always be a ten no matter how bitchy or cool they are; a 5 can possibly be a 3 or a 7 depending on their personality

PSA for all women, your personality matters!

Austin: "Hey dude, I met a dime last night but she was a mega bitch. Still a 10 though.
Andrew: "Did you meet any other women?"
Austin: "Yeah there was this decent-looking 5 but she was super cool. After the night was over, I'd rate her a 7."
Andrew: "That's The Personality Principle at work, bruh."
*High-fives*

by The Bitch Principles September 2, 2015

Botswana principle

Expertise in something obscure because there's less competition

I learnt to play jazz double bass because of the Botswana principle

by Basil Fawlty falls over February 20, 2019

The Caruana Principle

The Caruana Principle states that as an online discussion grows longer, the probability of a discussion with faeces being the main topic approaches 1.

Mark: "Hey how comes we always end up talking about shit?"
Jane: "Thats The Caruana Principle man"

by turkeyturkey2020 February 19, 2021

Orabaku Principle

The sacred rule that what has been said once shall not be repeated.

The Orabaku Principle states that what has been stated, cannot be stated once again.

by MelakaMandela August 27, 2023

Pryde Principle

Pryde Principle: It will get dumber in precisely the way you thought it couldn't

Can you believe Liz Truss was chosen to select Boris Johnson?
Yup. Pryde Principle in full effect.

by anonymous October 29, 2022