by Pistol poppin' March 29, 2016

by Fendi Baby February 7, 2022

The woman, or man, if that’s your cup of tea, gets down on their hands and knees and the other person puts a spoon full of sugar in their mouth and slowly inches an umbrella up their asshole.
Karen: it’s raining out you may want to take this umbrella. Jake: I’m not taking that umbrella anywhere, I won’t even touch that thing. Karen: uhhh, why the hell not? Jake: that’s the umbrella that Mike uses when he gives Lisa ‘The Mary Poppins’
by SauerCrouse51 July 1, 2020

by Physco trash paper thin crispy July 1, 2018

by KP Dizzle;)..........BLURGH loool April 29, 2008

Tony: *fart* *fart* *fart* *fart*
"Oh man, im poppin' oysters!"
Jeff: "Better get to the bathroom, dude!"
"Oh man, im poppin' oysters!"
Jeff: "Better get to the bathroom, dude!"
by oysterman October 18, 2014

by Matty Diesel November 12, 2011
