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person2: " mr.platapus DUHH"
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Nigerian Platupus

The act of torturing a platupus of any sort until shit comes out of its ass and then taking the shit and making it into a hot and steamy meal for the Nigerian breakfast the next day. The breakfast is then cut in half, the first half to be eaten and the second half to be molded and sculpted into a giant brown dildo used for later fucking.
"Have you seen Ted around recently?"
"No, I heard he was taking part in the Nigerian Platupus Games."
"Oh, cool. Where do I sign up?"
by NigerianPersonality September 8, 2011
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platypussy

When a man and a woman get together and play cleft the boychin wonder with a platypus.
"I wanna platy your pussy."

"Negro platypussy, git r done?"

"Socks."

"There's a platypussy in your mom's uterus."
by Sneezy Hallow January 10, 2009
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platypussies

1. The plural form of the word platypus;
A semiaquatic egg-laying mammal that frequents lakes and streams in eastern Australia. It has a sensitive pliable bill shaped like that of a duck, webbed feet with venomous spurs, and dense fur.

2. Frequently used term to describe a group of "bitches".
CAITLIN: I don't hang out with those girls anymore, they were bitches.
NATHAN: Fo' REALZ, what a posse o' platypussies!
by caitlin Perry December 9, 2008
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platypuss ballslap

a swift slap to the face, or forehead area with a pair of sweaty ballswhile making a platypuss calling noise
liam was doing the wild thing and platypuss ballslapp(ed) that bitch, he totally blinded her
by fookmoose October 25, 2007
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Platapus Ducking

When someone licks or tosses the salad of someone engaged in kangaroo balling or wallaby balling. This is done to lubricate the exit of the testicles.
Jon platypus ducked Ben and Raymond, when they were wallaby balling.
by Will Benson February 23, 2004
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Platypusious

Platypusious is the god of the religion 'The Moral Teachings of Platypusious'.

It's physically shaped as a platypus, as this animal is both Mammal, Reptile and Bird.
Psychologically, Platypusious is a wise and all knowing creature, which is able to form all other animals from parts of itself.
Dude 1: Hey dude, do you know that Platypusious is all knowing and wise?
Dude 2: Totally dude
by Olsted October 25, 2010
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