Alaskan pipeline

When a person shits into a condom. The shit is then frozen and used as a dildo to pleasure themselves.

Jacob:Hey did you hear about Malone using the Alaskan pipeline?

Zack: That's pretty disgusting.

by almightgamR May 13, 2014

alaskan pipeline

To have anal sex with a male or female.

She let me use her alaskan pipeline last night.

by whydidntithinkofthatyet July 7, 2010

Keystone Pipeline

When you are having intercourse at a gas station and you shove the gas pump up your partners ass and pump a full gallon into their bowels.

I was getting kinky the other day at the gas station and really gave my friend Christian the ol' Keystone Pipeline.

by lemonhunter87 April 6, 2017

Alaskan Pipeline

Freeze a turd and fuck a chick with it. WOW

your girlfriend leaves you and says ''fuck you you piece of shit'', and comes back for sex. You give that BITCH an ''alaskan pipeline'' and tell all your friends.

by J.BukenSteen October 22, 2009

Trans-Atlantic Pipeline

A Trans-Atlantic Pipeline is a sex act where multiple men line up in a standing position and stick their penis into the persons ass in front of them, then, proceed to piss and spread the "oil" down the pipeline.

"Bro, my ass is awfully dry today"

"It's ok bro, me and the boys are doing a Trans-Atlantic Pipeline tonight, you should join us"

by Canadians3h November 1, 2019

alaskan pipeline

when u freeze a tird and fuck a chick with it

she loves alaskan pipelines

by poohee April 4, 2009

natural gas pipeline

Colon; Tube that conveys your natural gas to the outside world.

I think that breakfast burrito is making its way through my natural gas pipeline...you'll smell it soon enough.

by Peshtar January 2, 2007