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Pineapple 

a delicious fruit asking used to make fun of other in a retared way
why you such a pineapple
Pineapple by Smartypants911 May 13, 2015

pineapple 

something you yell when your friend or someone around you looks like they are about to sneeze, it usually causes them to not sneeze and be really annoyed with you
*friend is about to sneeze*
you: PINEAPPLE!!!!
friend: i will murder you in your sleep
pineapple by yumyuminmytumtum June 29, 2015

pineapple 

when a women has such a hairy butt hole it resembles a pine apple with a nice firm bottom and a sprouting top u can't miss and would have to get rid off to enjoy that amazing fruit
damn that girl had a pineapple or i would of got lucky last night i ran out the door with nightmares
pineapple by 1337 gamer is me December 22, 2015

Pineapple 

The look on someone's face when they want to fuck you. It's basically when someone looks at you with fuck me eyes.
Girl 1: Look at the way he's looking at me.
Girl 2: Oh my god he's such a pineapple.

Pineapple 

A safe-word for when someone derails your conversation because they didn't get your reference.
Culprit: "My friend says it's been raining since November 5. I hope it's stopped by the time we arrive."
You: "Remember, remember."
Culprit: "What, was there something on the weather today?"
You: "Don't know, I haven't checked."
Culprit: "You mean I'd better remember to bring my umbrella, huh? :D"
You: "PINEAPPLE! PINEAPPLE! THIS CONVERSATION MUST END!"
Pineapple by danieldrake November 22, 2016

pineapple 

Simply, the pineapple is not a fucking apple so why don't you just look up apple you fucking retard.