poon pilot

One who gets and or takes much poon.

Damn, look at all them bitches 'round him. Poon pilot.

by IOWNYOUNIGGAS January 29, 2006

Palm Pilot

A time when a male hits puberty

I was paml pilotin last night and my mom walked in on me

by Mack Daddy April 23, 2003

poo pilot

Too pilot your way through other peoples poo, similar to a bum raider

Tim you are a poo pilot

by Kieran Kelly July 20, 2006

Airline Pilot

An airfierce stick jockey with a big ass watch and clockin much bank while compensating for a puny penis in punk ass polyester pants. The same polyester pants hiding a wallet when it comes time to tip the hooker at the Holiday Inn. Usually comes with a swagger, cowboy boots, aviator shades, and a toothpick to poke the cockpit mike. Generally an expert on any subject including politics; especially affirmative action.

Baby daddy is an Airline Pilot; he visits on layovers.

by Baby Momma Whey Da Check October 25, 2006

cheese pilot

A very cheesey individual.

Also a Army Helicopter pilot who since passing his flying course thinks he is better than everyone else on the planet

Dave, since passing your course you have become a right fucking cheese pilot!

by AAC Spiderpigs August 08, 2007

Bush Pilot

A man who screws a very hairy woman.

My friend (who has his pilot's licence) was telling me about his new girlfriend (who was georgous by the way) - and when through detailed description of getting her in the sack for the first time. He complained about how much hair she had down there (likened it to a wookie), and I could help but say - 'your a bush pilot'.

by fredster December 14, 2007

auto pilot

When some one is so drunk that they are a ass clown and ignorant. Then they wake up and don't remember any thing! Also known as pulling a Josh!

Josh got so drunk last night that he went on auto pilot and called all the grils bitche$.

by Joshua December 30, 2003