quantum physics

god quantum physics class gave me a narly head ache
by dudester January 15, 2005
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Bus Physics

The continuing series of events that effect the outcome of your luck or fortune.

The phrase originates from the dependency on public transport, for instance how being late for the bus can trigger multiple events that messes up the whole day. However, this term is not exclusive to transport issues and can be used for any other circumstance.

Good bus physics is when everything runs smoothly and goes to plan.
"A woman cut in front of me in line earlier, which meant I was late for the train, which meant I was late for work, WHICH MEANT I GOT FIRE. That woman totally messed up my bus physics!"
by bluecomplex March 02, 2010
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Raping Physics

A comment made by the uneducated which has to be rejected on sight, as it is against either the laws of physics or common sence.
guy1:"I just walked down the street in my boat."
guy2:"STOP RAPING PHYSICS >.<"
by Dark.arc February 14, 2007
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Jackson Physics

The study of Jackson’s laws of physics is where the brain cannot comprehend reality. Water flows up, fire is cold, light produces darkness. In this inverted reality, the mind can become lost very easily. So if a person named Jackson begins to rave about his laws of physics, do NOT listen because his words are like candy. You will be attracted, but once your in the van there is no getting back out.
Jackson: Hey man. Did you know that water can flow upward
Nathan: Oh how cool. WAIT, FUCK OFF. YOU GONNA WARP MY MIND WITH your “Jackson Physics!”
by CheezyPreyzels13! October 30, 2020
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physics prevails

when a nerdy loser is watching some type of athletic event, such as a football or basketball game, and when a pass is caught or a shot is made, they say "physics prevails"
Announcer, "The Falcons made scored on a 73 yard pass and came back from a 4 point deficit!"
Nerd, "The Laws of Physics prevails again!"
Normal person, "Fuck yourself douschbag"
by 4.slow January 28, 2011
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physical dating

Physical dating is a polite term for sex
I heard they were physical dating last night
by Duskhunter December 20, 2017
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hack physics

When someone has done something that everyone else has believed completely impossible, OR failing to complete such a task.
Guy#1: "Dude, watch me do a backflip off the roof and into the pool!"

*crack!*

Guy#2: "You just tried to hack physics, didn't you?
by Darkdragon7952 February 09, 2009
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