Peacock

A term used to describe attractive gay men who flaunt themselves but reject possible companions

"Eden is such a peacock" said Truly

by Cubed Voice May 17, 2018

bobbing peacock

To urinate or ejaculate so forcefully your penis flails uncontrollably.

Last night with Sasha she tugged me off so hard I started bobbing peacock all over her.

by DeVamke January 15, 2016

bloated peacock

A clueless pretentious arrogant person who is in love with themselves.
They are kind of like the emperor parading around with no clothes on.

Sheep sometimes follow them along, blindly worshiping their every move.

The spiritual leader strutted around the stage like the bloated peacock he is, while his followers sang his praises.

by 3dsg January 16, 2018

Maddie Peacock

“Maddie Peacock?” he said “the coloniser and war criminal of the 17 hundreds who mass murdered and enslaved madagascar and most of south africa ?”

“Yes, Maddie Peacock the third”

by absolutrastaman August 26, 2022

matt peacock

A small wanker that sucks shit out of ebony midgets

Matt peacock sacked his shit last night out of black ebony

by Josh poole November 27, 2014

Peacock’s Tail

The blast pattern created either on the back of a shirt or back of a toilet seat from high pressure explosive diarrhoea.

John ate that leftover sushi that had been left in the boot of the car for a few days, and gave himself a Peacock’s Tail in the toilet just before his job interview.

by ArchangelOrderofChaos May 15, 2022

Jan Peacock

Jan Peacock is an elderly woman who bullies people on twitter, from her tablet, in the nursing home. She is on everyone’s shit list.

Guy 1: Did you see that grandma bullying people on twitter?

Guy 2: No, show me.

Guy 1: *Shows guy 2 elderly woman’s tweet*

Guy 2: Fuck, someone call the nursing home and tell them to take Jan Peacocks tablet away.

by dingdonguropinioniswrong October 6, 2019