Floor beer

1.(n)An unfinished beer that someone discarded on the street in an upright and still usable position.

2.(v)The act of strolling crowded streets getting drunk off such beers.

1. I assumed that the cold, frothy lager was a most excellent of floor beers, until it's owner careened out of the bar howling obscenities at me.

2. Floor beering is a fun, free, easy way to drink yourself under the table, but one must be wary of beers that have doubled as ashtrays.

by soopafukka April 27, 2009

have the floor

If someone has the floor, they are the person who is speaking in a debate or discussion.

May I have the floor for one second?!

by PolPol94 April 13, 2021

floor ham

Cold cuts you keep underneath your bed when your hungry.

Bro 1: yo im starving but i don’t wana go get food.

Bro 2: check joes bed , he’s been braggin about how good his floor ham is.

by Bro mcdudeson January 14, 2018

Wall Of Floor

A word that people of a low intelligence use to describe the floor. This is something that people say to sound cool and/or fancy, but it often has the opposite effect.

Yo, look at the Wall of floor, it looks sick!

by breadsauce4 September 5, 2022

Top Flooring

You MUST top floor if you want to take the first step toward knowing EITHER how long it will take OR who even lives there. Everyone needs to put their hands in the sink, but the shower can only be on after the Winter Solstice. Otherwise, burn the chair in the corner.

Bill is top flooring that phone. Now he's a shoe.

by Putzppoomer November 17, 2016

Floor Hockey

A "sport" played in middle school gym classes and the special Olympics. No really, look it up.

"They're doing floor hockey in gym, I wish I had a broken ankle or something"

by Julius Sezuire March 16, 2014

Floor Closet

Someone who uses their floor as if it's a closet. Meaning they throw their shit everywhere, but somehow seem to know exactly where their shit is when it comes time to use it.

"When her parents came to visit she put all the shit on her floor into garbage bags and stuffed them in her closet...when they left she tore the bags open and spread it back out. Her floors like her closet."

"She's a mutha fuckin floor closet girl!"

by The REAL Billiam March 15, 2012