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arse pint

Arse pint is exactly one pint of the filthiest arse liquid in the world. Usually used when addressing a person who is particularly grimy.
Oi Arse Pint, what are you up to?
by Chinese Snorkel October 9, 2019
mugGet the arse pintmug.

Pint

A substance very alike to crystal meth minus all the negatives of crystal meth. It is produced through a pseudo-alchemical process, which basically evil uses time shifting to create a false reality and cleave off part of an individual who in truth still has properly functioning neurotransmitters being produced but that the receptors to utilize them have been disabled. So... they make another substance possess these most true neurotransmitters by crossing strings a certain way so that they can make our undisabled receptors use this substance the way God had intended the disabled ones to use. It's perfectly safe but because it's made using a person's spirit or a percentage of a person separated from their being, it's extremely affected by any form of misuse, mislabeling, or disrespect, and contamination because it's made using a really sensitive persons essences called peres(short for sappere), so basically if you don't want to get screwed with, don't call it crystal meth ever because it's not that. It is often sold by the .1 of a gram for around 10$
"Hey you wanna smoke some pint"
by ipsychonaut2 May 9, 2022
mugGet the Pintmug.

How many pints?

A phrase commonly used by people to determin how many pints of beer they would need to consume before they would shag someone (usually aimed at a mid or ugly female).
*Weight loss advert appears on TV with a fat lady*

Joe: *points at the TV* "Hey Billy how many pints?"

Billy: "At least 4"
by boingyplunk January 24, 2024
mugGet the How many pints?mug.

House Pint

Johnny was checking out bars to play music at, and they found our he is in Season 3 of Monopoly and they gave him a House Pint to help his chances (and theirs)!
by SRJCstudent October 10, 2023
mugGet the House Pintmug.

Pint, fight, shite

Good night Bothers?

Pint, fight, shite.
by SmitMeister September 29, 2020
mugGet the Pint, fight, shitemug.

Pussy pint

- a half pint

- someone who isn’t able to have a full pint

- a pussy who likes to think they can drink with the lads

- puts their dick in the glass after
Oi, I’m not able to have a full one, grab me a pussy pint
by Half pint, glass of beer April 13, 2024
mugGet the Pussy pintmug.

pint junkie

A person who drinks a minimum of 2 pints of beer every time they go to a pub or bar
I was once, but no longer am, a pint junkie
by Sexydimma May 16, 2017
mugGet the pint junkiemug.

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