Crop Dust

To travel with your fart, allowing it to expand a larger territory than just you so nobody knows who really did it

I smell something and it ain't me.....who been crop dusting?

by Zykw October 7, 2016

Crop Block

To get cropped out of a picture with you and a really hot girl(s).

Every picture of you on Facebook or MySpace was Crop Blocked, jerk.

by Vike188 December 11, 2009

Crop? And Storytime?

The most mid person ever, Crop? And Storytime? Is annoying tiktok copypasta that almost everyone hates.

“Crop?” A term for Reuploading a TikTok so it can be Screen Recorded or Screen Shotted

“Storytime?” A term for uploading a explanation about the context that wasn’t described in the video.

Person:“Crop? And Storytime?”
Tiktoker: “please go away”

by Obhioan April 14, 2022

Crop-dusting

When you pull over for a quickie after being on the road for hours and bust a nut so powerful it breaks the condom and your girl has to waddle around with her legs spread so all of your baby sauce drips out. Crop Dusting.

¨Dude, last night Sherry and I were crop-dusting the neighbour´s garden on our way back from her mom´s when the cops showed up.¨

¨My girl and I had to bang after 12 hours of driving so we pulled over in Saskatchewan for a quickie and the condom broke, so she had to crop-dust the wheat field before we could get back on the road.¨

by CanadianNighthawks November 22, 2016

zoom-and-crop

A person who is not the main focus of the picture, but rather in the background and looks funny--this person is unaware of their presence in the picture and usually has their mouth open, making a funny face, etc. Therefore, the only thing to do is zoom in on this person to make them really big, then crop it so the picture is just of them.

C: Kaitlyn's legs are open in the back of this picture and she's wearing a skirt--you can see everything.

R: We need to zoom-and-crop that shit.

or

R: Kaitlyn is SUCH a good zoom-and-crop

by haines December 15, 2008

Crop Dusted

The act of intentionally pissing on swimmers directly behind you while swimming.

Bro Lucas was on my ass, so I crop dusted him, got piss all over him!

by SwimmerQ April 13, 2015

crop rotation

When a man has had a hair transplant.

Looks like Bob had some crop rotation done.

by ChineseGoddess December 20, 2008