Obsessive Dick Disorder.
A mental affliction commonly found in hoplophobes, causing an irrational need to constantly think about gun owners’ dicks. Advanced stages even lead to being unable to stop talking about the dicks of gun owners, in great detail. This condition can be alleviated through a daily dose of rational and critical thinking.
A mental affliction commonly found in hoplophobes, causing an irrational need to constantly think about gun owners’ dicks. Advanced stages even lead to being unable to stop talking about the dicks of gun owners, in great detail. This condition can be alleviated through a daily dose of rational and critical thinking.
Normal person: So I just bought a gun.
Hoplophobe: WOW I BET YOUR DICK IS TINY
Normal person: …What?
Hoplophobe: YOUR THROBBING COCK MUST BE SO SMALL I CAN’T STOP THINKING ABOUT HOW TINY IT IS
Normal person: Have you been tested for ODD? You REALLY should…
Hoplophobe: WOW I BET YOUR DICK IS TINY
Normal person: …What?
Hoplophobe: YOUR THROBBING COCK MUST BE SO SMALL I CAN’T STOP THINKING ABOUT HOW TINY IT IS
Normal person: Have you been tested for ODD? You REALLY should…
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