Obvie

an ass hole who is surprised by every thing he/she sees. someone who points out the fucking obvious! even though you see in front of your fucking face!

"dude, my dad points out everything!"
"dude, your dads an obvie mother fucker!

by dude007 #2 August 9, 2008

Obvious Prime

A douchebag.

Used to describe those that pride themselves on playing shitty video games and trying to cockblock those around them.

"Man, that guy is a total Obvious Prime"
"Yeah, lets punch him in the balls"

by Guess-who Obvy? June 20, 2008

Obviousity

Obviousities are nouns that are blatant.

Example 1: "Did you see that ninja? Yes? Exactly. He's an obviousity, and needs to be fired."

Example 2: "Spare me the statistical obviousities and give me the details!"

by ObviouslyanObviousity March 2, 2011

captain obvious

julianne nemec. a dumb person who always says the most completely obvious things that a third grader would slap their forehead at.

(name withheld to protect identity):"hey, did you hear about the jesse jackson tumblers?"

julianne: "what? like, the black people?!"

(NWTPI):"yes julianne, like the black people. thank you captain obvious."

by qrimminton qrimmeilidon May 13, 2009

obviousize

The act of making something more obvious.

Football is obviously a game where you use your feet on a ball. However, some people do not know what football is. This means we should obviousize it.

by Tenkyougan January 2, 2008

Obvivom

A word made up to make fun of the fact that people can no longer use full words. It combinds the term obvi which is short for obviously and the word vom which is short for vomit. Together it becomes a term used for something that is obviously vomit inducing.

Friend: Look at that girl in her underwear across the street, her cellulite is everywhere.
You: Obvivom

by Fira Keegan January 13, 2010

Obvium

that which is obvious

the proposal blew him away with its obvium

by collegewriter1234 December 10, 2010