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objectivity

The process of not being stupid, and therefore an attempt at being smart.
The modern world is characterized by a percentage of objectivity. The dark ages is characterized by a overwhelming percentage of faith. The post-modern world is characterized by overwhelming nihilism.
by bob November 2, 2003
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objectively broken

Fails to meet objectively reasonable expectations, often by design or while succeeding in meeting design goals.
My DVD player is designed not to play DVDs from Japan. It is objectively broken.
by gnominous January 20, 2006
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Object cosmos

Object Cosmos is a show created by Circledude236, or CD236, now we call him Cringedude236. CD236 made oc very toxic that everyone nukes it. Object Cosmos is a very cringy space show that every episode is cringe, even the QnA. CD236 made planets pregnant, have fetishes-ewww-, draw cringe faces and pose, and makes everything from Ohio!!! When viewers look at object cosmos, just any oc episodes or shows, they always die of cringe. Like I was saying, oc is a cringy space show that is a piece of shit!!! OBJECT COSMOS MUST DIE!! OBJECT COSMOS MUST DIE!!! OBJECT COSMOS MIST FUCKING DIE!!! AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRUHHHHH!!!!!!!!
Circledude236 did the most unforgivable thing! He made oc that is shit! He made planets pregnant and every episode from Ohio! Fuck off CD236 AND FUCK OF OBJECT COSMOS!!! *deep inhale* AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!
by TanglefingStar January 20, 2023
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Object to Life

1. A person that gets so mad at an inanimate object that they wish it was alive, just so they could kill it.
I stubbed my toe on that f***ing table again! If I had one wish, I would wish that f***ing Object to Life so I could f***ing kill it!
by the2ndflood October 4, 2007
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Objectionalized

When someone objectifies you or treats you like an object and not a person
"I don't appreciate being objectionalized "
by Kper29 February 10, 2019
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Objective Morality Syndrome

A serious mental illness characterized by someone thinking that their opinions are solid fact and are intrinsically true. People with OMS tend to be very closed minded, who can't think for themselves, and often resort to the easiest line of thinking possible so that their tiny little brains can comprehend it.

Unfortunately, OMS is almost untreatable. The syndrome starts developing in childhood from sources such as but not limited to: family, culture, religion, and politics. If the idea of morality being subjective isn't instilled in childhood, then OMS is likely to develop in adolescence and solidify in adulthood. By adulthood, the damage has already been done, and the person can no longer comprehend a world where they aren't right.

You can help stop the spread of OMS by understanding that morality is subjective, and not one culture, political belief, philosophical implication, or idea of the world, is intrinsically correct. A wall being the color red is objectively true, but red being the best color for that wall is subjective. You may also learn how to stop the spread of misinformation, which often caters to people with OMS.

Examples of people likely to be suffering from OMS:
-Religious people
-Old people
-Political radicals
-People who lack higher level education
-The majority of American Republicans
Person with OMS: "Pornstars are whores, they should be ashamed of themselves for doing what they do!"

A rational person: "Whoa, dude, calm down. I know you suffer from objective morality syndrome, but you have to realize that your idea of the human body isn't THE idea of the human body. People have sex, everyone wants to have sex, why are you so deadset against them?"
by BelegMaethor May 4, 2020
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Objectphile

Someone who is in love with inanimate objects, this is most common in the Battle For Dream Island fandom and the OSC.
You are all a bunch of objectphiles, it’s just a fucking leaf, jeez.
by luckytaaru December 10, 2020
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