Textsraining Order

When you text your ex with good news that would beneifit both of you and he or she replies back with "Im gettin a restraining order"

So i texted my ex to work on clearing up a loan we had together and she threatened a "Textsraining Order" for texting her

by Mildley October 25, 2009

Order of the Buffalo

A pseudo-secret society of drinkers who take a pact to drink with their non-dominant hand, however at the time of the pact are unaware of the nature of said pact. When failing to comply with the usage of the non-dominant hand, another member of The Order of the Buffalo has the right to challenge said member, and if correct in accusation, the offending member must down his/her drink in less than one minute. If the accusor is wrong (as in the case of mistaking a southpaw for a right hander), the accusor must down his or her own drink in less than a minute. Origins remain contested, however scholars maintain that "The Order" first rose to the preponderance of a population in the Republic of Fatumastan, amongst the Fatumois (who are not yet a UNESCO protected group but may soon become one). Membership is at will upon induction, but remains for life, irregardless of the member's wishes. Note: This applies only to libations,l. Water, soft drinks, and other beverages with no discernable alcoholic content are exempt.

Definition: Order of the Buffalo
Accusor: Buffalo!

Accused: Oh Sh!t, not again! *Gulp, gulp gulp*

by Fatuman August 12, 2019

Short Order

Prostitute. A Male or female person who exchanges sex/companionship in exchange for money and/or material gains.

Old Ricky can't stay away from them short orders. Always throwing his money at them.

by Brockwurst June 26, 2022

edie order

When the matriarchal figure of your family orders too much food

We have 10 left over pizzas in my fridge because my mom made an Edie order yesterday.

by Kim in May 16, 2021

Order the steak

When going out to eat we all know steak is usually the most expensive thing on the menu, so “order the steak” is used to show that you/someone went all out when doing something.

Damn you’re turning 16 this year, you better order the steak for your birthday.

Did you see how huge Beyoncé’s new house is?! She really ordered the steak.

by Niconicodiiie January 6, 2018

rizzstraining order

Slang. A creepy guy who has the rizz but he’s a stalker and he’ll earn a restraining order.

Dylan zippe has a rizzstraining order. Ex: what’s that? A creepy guy who has the rizz but he’s a stalker and he’ll earn a restraining order.

by B-rizzle September 13, 2023

Back Order

When you're in a relationship but hook up with someone who you wanted, pursued, craved or desired prior to your current relationship but for whatever reason couldn't consummate. Any "unfinished" sexual activity also qualifies.

I wasn't cheating! That was back ordered pussy.

by john-henry February 22, 2009