never use a condom more than once 

Excellent advice that is totally obvious. The advice is a complete understatement.

Father: "When you go skydiving, don't forget to use your parachute."

Teen son: "Thanks dad...and remember to never use a condom more than once."

never use a condom more than once by yes juanito yes March 30, 2015

Somebody once told me the world is gonna roll me 

I aint the sharpest tool in the shed,

She was looking kinda dum..

Shreck: *Opens Door*

Everyone : Somebody once told me the world is gonna roll me

Somebody once told me the world is gonna roll me by ZeyadiDaddy May 27, 2019

reverse wet willy once removed 

Similar to the reverse wet willy (stick your finger in your ear then put in someones mouth when they are not paying attention) except that you put your finger in someone's ear then stick your finger into someone else's mouth when they are not paying attention.

By sticking my finger in Joe's ear and then putting my finger into John's mouth I completed the reverse wet willy once removed.

reverse wet willy once removed by CdubsNatureBoy March 27, 2009

Father once removed 

You had sex or raped your own daughter. Congratulations, you're a father, once removed. It's also possible to be someone's father twice removed, but would you want to rape your own granddaughter, who is also your daughter ??

Mr. Gustafson is like a father to his grand children. Oh wait, Mr. Gustafson is their father... father once removed !

Father once removed by Esa4 February 2, 2021

A Once Over 

When a women is too tired for sex but wants to pleasure her partner she will perform oral sex for about 30 seconds. (not enough to orgasm)

Her: Sorry babe, I gotta go to bed.
Him: How about a once over?
Her: Just real quick then bed!

A Once Over by LuckTheGamer May 12, 2021

Ketchup Once 

a TWICE fan who is basically the once-adjacent to no jam army. Constantly makes stale jokes like cheese kimbap, pink lamborghini, is sana gay, savage maknae, fake maknae, mommy sarangae, sanake, and are considered very corny. Often found on Instagram, YouTube, TikTok, and Vlive.

commenter: omg that's not mina that's SHARON!!!!!!!!!!!
once: please shut the fuck up i beg you ketchup once 🙏🙏

Ketchup Once by seokwrld January 14, 2023

now d'once 

-in a moment.
-an undefined ammount of time.
-closly related to the jiffy

"Hey i'll be down to your house now d'once"
"Right on, see you then. peace"

now d'once by b-3zy April 1, 2009