Oklahoma Velcro

When you take a shit and forget to wipe so the shit dries and sticks all of your ass hair together

Ah shit I have Oklahoma Velcro

by Poop Inspector October 17, 2018

Oklahoma windmill

When you go down on a girl and pull her tampon out with your teeth by the string and do the helicopter with it.

She stared blankly at me as I sprayed blood all over the room doing the Oklahoma windmill with her soaked tampon.

Or
Hey girl, check this out you say with the string clenched between your teeth.
Or
Hey man I gave your auntie the Oklahoma windmill last night.

by Big red Olaf February 17, 2022

Oklahoma Slingshot

A sexual position, practised in western parts of Tasmania, which involves medium-sized rubber bands and forked boughs. It is, however, illegal in East Tasmania.

She invited me to a diner, but she ended up showing me the Oklahoma slingshot. I couldn't sneeze for a week.

by polishguru March 12, 2015

Oklahoma Donut

The process of giving your sister a rimjob.

Dude, why does your breath smell so bad?
Oh I had a wicked Oklahoma donut last night.

by Mr. Webster himself12 August 4, 2017

oklahoma city

Oklahoma City is the tightest city in this part of the country, and Dallas. OKC got some of the crazies headbusten mufuckez you can find. If you say there aint no hood in Oklahoma City, take yalls asses down to the south side by SW 23. or the east side, NE 1st - 40th that area. The NW side got its hoods to. Lots of bloods, crips, and Tulsa Avenue Killaz (TAK)

theres some locco ass essays on the south side of oklahoma city

by josh13 April 25, 2006

atoka oklahoma

A crack head town know for its fucked up people. Most people like to steal and fuck up your mind here.

Man Atoka Oklahoma is stupid. don't go there bro.

by Accurate Definitions. February 27, 2018

oklahoma pancake

When a guy chizzes in a yamica then places it on a girls head.

a rabbi busts in his yamika then places it on his wives head making it an oklahoma pancake

by casey krieg June 22, 2006