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oj’s lawyer

what you say when you’re caught in a lie.. like a little helper
“yall always think i’m lying, gonna make me call oj’s lawyer
by Saucedawg January 5, 2022
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oj bobby johnson

To pull an Oj Bobby Johnson off one must pull out right before the thot is about to climax, to attend to real Oj shit.
Woman: Oh I'm almost there
Man: (pulls out) I have to go, got work more important than you bitch. I'm the real Oj Bobby Johnson.
by Technine311 April 15, 2014
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international day of OJ

A day where OJ is celebrated, loved, and admired. Citrus enthusiasts will drink OJ furiously and passionately through miniature straws or intelligently sipping it in a wine glass. Traditional International day of OJ activities include (but not limited to): swimming in orange juice, staring at oranges, dodgeball with oranges, basketball with oranges, dancing with oranges, and kickball with oranges. Activities at OJ festivals are followed by a religious orange prayer and an feast filled with apples, bananas, grapes, mango, and raspberries.
Dude 1: “knock knock
Dude 2: “who’s there”
Dude 1: “ orange”
Dude 2: “ orange who”
Dude 1: “knock knock”
Dude 2: “who’s there”
Dude 1: “orange”
Dude 2: “orange who”
Dude 1: “knock knock”
Dude 2: “who’s there”
Dude 1: “ orange”
Dude 2: “ orange who”
Dude 1: “knock knock”
Dude 2: “who’s there”
Dude 1: “ orange”
Dude 2: “ orange who”
Dude 1: “knock knock”

Dude 1: “knock knock”
Dude 2: “who’s there”
Dude 1: “ orange”
Dude 2: “ orange who”
Dude 1: “knock knock”
Dude 2: “who’s there”
Dude 1: “orange”
Dude 2: “orange who”
Dude 1: “knock knock”
Dude 2: “who’s there”
Dude 1: “ orange”
Dude 2: “ orange who”
Dude 1: “knock knock”
Dude 2: “who’s there”
Dude 1: “ orange”
Dude 2: “ orange who”
Dude 1: “Yo you going to to the International Day of OJ festival tomorrow?”
Dude 2: “Hell yea”
by orangecitrusorange September 1, 2022
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ph oj

The meme yes has misspeled oh ok so bad it became a thing
Discord user:I have pinned messages
yes:ph oj
by yes i exist August 21, 2017
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OJ SEX

When she is on her period and decides pulls out a red blanket to absorb the bloodbath that is about to take place. Only to result in a violent and murderous orgasm that leaves her shaking uncontrollably.
"Oh my God, I have no idea how amazing OJ Sex would be. Now who is going to clean up this bloodbath?"

"Oh my God babe, the juice is loose. This OJ Sex is amazing"
by thejuiceisl00se April 12, 2024
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cruise oj

Ridin' through Old Jamestown in North County Saint Louis, usually smoking marijuana. Many of the young locals participate in this activity, a pastime of NoCo.
"Yo, dude! Dealer just came through, let's go cruise OJ!"
by The HenceSP September 19, 2017
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OJ

This is used in uk slang. OJ means “On job” This is used to describe active gang members.
Person 1: You know OFB SJ
Person 2: Yeah that proper OJ rapper?
Person1: swear down He mashes work in
by Kakaksks June 24, 2020
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