Nonce

A person who is sexually attracted to children, a paedophile. These people will often try to engage in sexual activity with minors.

Justin: Yo, have you heard that Jack Lennon is trying to hit on Jess again?
Riley: Mate he is such a nonce

by FirePhoenix511 April 18, 2020

Noncey

A 40 Year Old Man Looking At A 14 A Year Olds Arse

Fucking Hell Jim, That's A Bit Noncey

by CaliManDan January 1, 2021

Matt Nonced

to be left in a room on your own by all of your friends with one annoying person who has shit chat and will not let you leave the room before they have told you pointless things about their life which knowone cares about.

"no dont go in that room"
"why?"
"because we have all just left Phil behind to get matt nonced with some complete tit"

by Mr Ngog December 9, 2009

Hoe-Nocchio

The term used to describe a lying hoe.

My girlfriend didn't come home last night and when I asked her where she was she said she slept over at her sister's place. I found out later she was sleeping with Brendan, what a Hoe-Nocchio!

by Chucking Up The Deuce Now April 25, 2011

noches noches

noches noches is the Lame Mans non spanish speaking slanger for saying good night.

It was time for bed and Irving was trying to impress Maria with his spanish telling her "noches noches mi bella fulana"

by Hot MILF AZ August 2, 2008

NomChina

NomChina is a word that you use in an awkward situation, or you do not know what to say.

E.G. *In a game of Chinese Whispers and you don't know what the word was*

Me:.... uh NomChina
Billy: What?

E.G 2:
*Silently watching a film*
Me...NomChina
Everyone: ... ok ...
Fern: Hahah NOM!

by JamieTheGleek July 4, 2011

Noncewatch

An online UK campaign, designed with the aim of encouraging indescriminate harassment of sex offenders and anyone seen by the ignorant as pandering to or vaguely representing them.

Redwatch, it's mother site operates in exactly the same way, but it's aiding of violence and intimidation is directed towards the political left.

Red/Noncewatch operates outside of UK law, mainly against those who act within it. If it's not anyone's buisness, watch out; they'll make it their own.

Think twice about having sex with consenting 15 year old boys, or speaking out for those who do. After the hell of prison, your photo may very well be published by Noncewatch and viewed by thousands of slapheaded savages.

Noncewatch is a website that promotes and incites terrorism.

by Dogu September 18, 2006