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Wikipe-tan

The mascot for Wikipedia's WikiProject Anime and Manga as well as their Counter-Vandalism Unit, previously a contender for Wikipedia mascot.
Ah, Wikipe-tan is so cute!
by Evandré June 12, 2007
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Farmers Tan

A tan appearing only on the face, neck, and arms. The rest of the body is untaned, and so uppon removing ones shirt there is a distinct line appearing at the collar and arms. A result of working outdoors in rolled up sleeves, T shirts, or sleeveless shirts.

Depending on the situation, a farmers tan can be positive or negitive. Many chicks like a farmers tan on a guy, and all guys appreciate viewing the distinction between a chicks tanned neck and untanned chest (in no small part because her chest will be visible). However, because a true farmers tan is a product of physical labor, the tan is often disliked by those who distain/fear/avoid work and the real world. (read: A place where utility and integrity is more important than fashion.)
A Farmers Tan; The only tan worth working for!
by Grayor©hid December 9, 2008
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Mooch Tan

The exact opposite of a taxi driver's tan. Its when one person mooches enough rides from people that their right arm, left in the UK, actually starts tanning because of the increased exposure to sun when the passenger's arm is outside of the window.
Hey man can I get a ride?

Screw off, you fat lazy leech!

Shit, he must have seen my mooch tan...
by McRunsfast January 14, 2009
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Kevin Tan

The embodiment of all of the most sexy attributes of human kind
by KPOPKEVIN April 22, 2019
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Tongue Tanning

Tongue Tanning, or “Tan Tongue” is the act of licking/and or tongue punching the asshole of someone male or female. It needs to be performed urgently after a fresh shit, as the goal is to coat and desecrate the tongue. letting the shit harden, giving the tongue a “Tan” look.. Laxatives may be necessary for better results and a “Tanner tongue”
Haley: Did you see how brown Brian’s tongue looked today?? What the hell is up with that?

Dan: Yeah he was tongue tanning last night.. he had his tongue deep inside Aaron’s asshole almost all night, giving him a tan tongue..
by Strenuous Bowels July 31, 2018
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Zebra Tan

When one decides to get a tan, and they don't listen ot directions normally resulting in an un-even tan or it's not darker in some areas.
Hey dude, did you see cheryl sporting that new zebra tan?
by ElectricErin December 7, 2007
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jesus tanning

Turning one's forearms over during tanning or extended time in the sunlight, in order to better tan the pale backs of one's forearms. This technique was created to also help prevent sunburn on one's forearms. The performer takes on a pose similar to that of Jesus on the cross.
Observer: "Why are you holding your arms like that?"

Performer: "I'm Jesus tanning! Burnt forearms are the devil's work!"
by Robert Chives July 28, 2014
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