ninja

(v):to steal, take or borrow with mind set of a ninja and with qualities that a ninja would potentially have

1."Dude, I'm just going to ninja one of your hot pockets if that's cool."
2. I just totally ninjaed the change I found in your floor.

by Cap'n'fro February 6, 2010

the ninja

When you're jacking off in lecture hall, and a fat chick near you has her ass crack hanging out, you procede to blow your load in her crack while making a sneezing noise.

Dude, I was in lecture today, and totally pulled off the ninja.

by Rich-o December 28, 2007

NINJA

No Income, Job nor Assets

Granting a mortgage to a NINJA is a predatory lending practice.

by webstyr January 13, 2008

The Ninja

A sex “position” in witch the man walks passed a room and the woman has an orgasm. The position witch is most used by the ancient near supernatural assassins of feudal Japan. The only “normal” person to successfully accomplish this position was Chuck Norris.

Dude Chuck Norris just pulled the Ninja on that bitch!

by Kevin Landesman March 6, 2007

Ninja

Verb: To go somewhere, especially if one must leave a group of people to do so.

"Sorry guys, I have to ninja off to class now."

"Yeah, Sam and I ninja'd into town last night, we felt like some beers."

by Chishie March 23, 2007

ninja

a word originating from the streets alameda ca, refering to a philipino friend or homie. it is used in a friendly manner

sup my ninja!! we bout to make shit hella hyphy right.

by seannonnon February 7, 2008

ninjas

people with face hidden by rag or cloth..

Those ninjas left me baffled again, me jaw dropped...

by american_blonde October 19, 2006